CHICS LIE MORE THAN MEN-examples

[COD]

SIZE DOESN'T REALLY MATTER AS LONG AS THE GUY KNOWS HOW TO USE IT-ya right ladies we believe that old line....what if the guy is HUNG LIKE A LIGHT SWITCH.

WOMEN VALUE HONESTY-so theoretically I could walk right up to a strange woman or write an email and say "hey I want to have sex with you many times" and she will admire my complete honesty........ya right....hope you like getting slapped or banned from the internet. Yes those pants make your ass look fat.......again better get used to being slapped.

FRIENDS FIRST-What a pant load of crap this is, women claim they seek their best friend (but tongue kiss me if I am wrong) if a chic does not feel the chemistry don't you by default end up in friend zone. Does this not conflict with the whole lets be friends and see where it goes theory.

I JUST WANT TO MEET A NICE GUY-ya right lady. Women are surrounded by nice guys (the bagger at the grocery store, the mechanic that fixes their car, the dude that cuts the lawn, UPS guy, furniture movers, Home Depot sales rep) and yet they never think of them do they. Don't be fooled chics are visual just like us. Say you're a doctor, lawyer, high income kinda guy and watch her pupils dialate right infront of you.

GIVING IN TOO EASY LEADS TO DISAPPOINTMENT DOWN THE ROAD. In mid 2007 a new survey from Dr. Barry Gibb (not related to the Bee Gees-although it does bring a whole new meaning to the song “how deep is your love), stated that there is NO difference if a girl has sex on the very first date as opposed to holding out having sex. The longevity of a relationship is NOT affected, in any way, if she puts out the first time you meet her. What a great pick-up line Dr. Gibb has-“hey ladies I know we just met but we can have sex right now, I got scientific proof.

there are other minor examples: hair dye, high heeled shoes to make 'em appear taller, the color black to make 'em appear slimmer, push up bra's to make 'em appear bigger, perfume, lip stick....the false advertising goes on and on.

So I say lets turn the tables/flip the script........see LIE IN YOUR PROFILE TO GET MORE CHICS article

 

[GamePlan]

I would like to add my favorite:

Girl: Why do guys always care about looks? I don't care about looks.
Me: So, what if he had a huge beer belly?
Girl: Ewww no, that's nasty.

Or a more interesting one I had with a female friend of mine:

Her: We care more for personality, you guys are way more into looks.
Me: Are you sure?
Her: Yea, we care how the guy holds himself and stuff.
Me: Oh yeah, I know what you mean..like girls will get with a guy even if he's fat if he's a celebrity..or got money..but not because of the money, but because of the status that comes with it, etc...that's what you mean by personality, right?
Her: Yeah, thats what I mean..See? we care more about personality, not so much about looks.
Me: So are you trying to tell me that's a good thing? That being attracted to somebody because of "status" is better than being attracted to somebody because of their looks? Isnt both rather superficial..I mean most girls wouldnt get with a ugly guy without status even if he was the nicest person in the whole wide world, would they?
Her: No (a bit disagreeing)...I guess you're right...yea actually you're right.
(she did admit to it no kidding!LOL)

 

[Serialized3]

SIZE DOESN'T REALLY MATTER AS LONG AS THE GUY KNOWS HOW TO USE IT-ya right ladies we believe that old line....what if the guy is HUNG LIKE A LIGHT SWITCH.

So...you're saying they've been lying to me all this time? :nervous: :nervous: :nervous:

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

I don't know whether they lie more than men, I just know that their lies tend to be grander in scale.

Example - Guy lie:
No honey, your @ss doesn't look too big in that dress...

Example - Girl lie:
Honey, I'm pregnant and the baby's yours.

 

[PigAdlemPimp]

D!cks are only important to the dudes who use them, fingers are more important to the hot babes if the dude knows how to use them.
Woman love to think they are sexually desirable, it pays to tell them they are sexy or hot, even Kings love to be praised, in fact everyone does, even your pets love to be rewarded.
If you tell a hot babe that you would love to fvck her, she will act strange towards you at the beginning, though she will be happy about it, it does pay great rewards to admit to such things, if she does not know then how in the hell are you going to fvck her.

 

[Raikojo17]

i agree with those lies posted above. but i dont think they lie more than we do. we all lie, man or woman. non of us is perfect.
so stop focusing on women bashing and start focusing on getting your game together.