"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

Check this out!!

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

procanto

Banned
Joined
Jul 16, 2008
Messages
65
Reaction score
1
It wasn't any sort of production, but I wouldn't change the way my beloved proposed to me for the world. He just asked me over soup and salad at an all-night diner. No ring, no down on one knee, no fuss...just the question...which took a while for him to actually come out with because sometimes he forgets to ask the main question in discussing side issues.

He started by mentioning the date he had in mind, but without explaining the significance of the day. It took a couple questions before I got what he was trying to say. Still, I've always thought it was the most romantic thing in the world that he found a likely date, taking into consideration how long it was going to take me to make the wedding lace. Now that's a guy who gets what's important!

You can plan and plan all you like, but the thing that will make it special is the love you and the lady in question share. If you've got that, you've got everything you need.
 

Roy

Don Juan
Joined
Jul 10, 2008
Messages
49
Reaction score
0
Location
Manchester
Haha,

"D1ck in a glass jar" LOL

Yeah this video is so true!
 
Top