"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Check her out. What do you think? Is she out of your league?

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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never forget that she ****s, farts, sweats from every orifice as you, probably she is a terrible cook than u and snores like a pig...so get that **** out of ya head and be a MAN FOR HEAVENS SAKE....be in control of ur life as she needs u to suck her choot like devil better than her dog does it, if she has one,lol
 
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No girl is out of my league. If my penis won't fit in her vagina then maybe she's out of my league.
 
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Eh, she's OK, I've had better. You never know if she likes you or not if you just sit there waiting til you're in better shape.

Plus these guys are all correct about MySpace... She's painting herself in the best possible light. I've got a 20 year old I am working on, she looks like a 10 on there but a 7.5 in real life, which is light years away.

I know somebody else uses this as their sig but it sure fits: "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take" - Wayne Gretzky
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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