"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Cheap Meal Replacement I came up with

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When I first started lifting I was all into those MRPs. It was a quick and easy way to meet the 6 meal quota I was aiming for. Of course, I realized later on that real food is always better, and the price of these MRPs, ($50 per tub, which only lasted a week and a half) made them an absolute waste.

But they are still convenient if you are in a jam and need a quick meal. So here's what I do now.

Take 1 cup of oats and blend it until it's a very fine powder. The more you blend it, the easier it'll go down. Once you get a nice powder, throw in 4 ice cubes, followed by 1 scoop of whey, 1 banana, and 16 oz of skim milk.

Blend it up and suck it down. This is cheaper than buying MRP powder and still has a good combination of carbs and protein. Anyway, just thought I'd share. ;)
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Well, how much cheaper is it?
 

Warboss Alex

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Vastly cheaper.

MRPs are the single most overpriced item in the entire supplement industry, I reckon, especially as you can make your own with milk, eggs, whey, peanut butter, honey, fruit, etc.

Plus you can adjust the macros to make a pro/fat or pro/carb shake, or whatever..
 

MrFitness880

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Yea that is definately a good alternative. You do need a pretty good blended to blend those oats, so I use a food processor instead which seems better suited for the job then my cheap blender. It definately saves a lot of money too
 

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16 Simply Smart Skim Milk
1 packet of Jello
1 serving Twinlab Vege Fuel
1/2 cup dry oats
1 tbsp all natural creamy peanut butter

620 calories, 1g saturated fat, and 60G of protein, and is cheaper than other weighter gainers/meal replacements out there easily. Plus it tastes awesome.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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