"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Charles *****s

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I got this hella annoying girls who go to my metro stop, and they just hate me cause their ass holes and as seeing they go to my school they tell everyone i'm peverted and dumb. Now to be honest their not a big threat cause their HB 3s, but their apparently nice to everyone else so people know them. Here's what i did.

On the bus
***** 1: Go away i dont want to see you
Me: Uh i can stand where i want
***** 2: What ever ugly I hope you fall
***** 1: Me too your hella peverted and stupid. Stop looking at my ass you sicko
Me: I'm sorry for looking at your ass i was just wondering how long that stick was up there
***** 1 kicks me, but i totally kung fu that ****.
My friend comes over
Pal: Why dont you girls leave my boy alone?
***** 2: look another ass hole
Pal: "starting a fight"
Me: "I get in" Dude just dont talk to them its just that time of the month for them
***** 2 and 1 kick me but i got this kung fu **** down and i dodge it.
***** 1: Just go away
Pal: Sorry i dont speak *****

Any advice? My reps ok and these girls are pushing it down while i'm trying to bring it up which is alot harder
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Cheeto717

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Ignore them.

Complete and utterly ignore them. I swear, that will piss them off more than any comeback you can come up with. Eventually they will see you're not gonna play their game and they'll find a new target.
 

Charm&Style

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...they're HB 3's and their owning you and they called you ugly...

put some baby powder on your hand and b1tch slap their fuglyness. Leave your mark !

ive been seeing this a lot lately. Ugly a$s girls who think they're the sh!t juss because they're nice to everyone and get attention.

They need a wake up call.
 

Steg

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Mace em. Not worth touching. Reall weird though how that hapens ey? Something in the forum that makes that happen?
 

Sean O

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Ignore them.
Better yet, be nice to them. I don't mean to go out of your way to do stuff for them, but just be really civil and friendly to them. You'd be surprised at how much that can piss people off who are looking for a fight :D.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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