"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Chance she's pregnant?

crashdietguy

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So my girl jerked me off yesterday, after I fingered her to orgasm. She got some of my c*m on her hand, which she wiped about 5 times with paper (her hand was dry after the wiping). A couple of minutes later she goes to the bathroom to pee, and forgets to wash her hands before she dries her vag after peeing. She comes out of the bathroom almost hysterical after she realized what she's done. So, what's the chance she could get pregnant from this?

facts:

1. she wiped her hands dry from the c*m.
2. waited some minutes before going to the bathroom, not touching her vag during these minutes.
3. after peeing, wiped with paper before washing her hands (the paper should be a barrier against eventual residual sperm, right?)
4. sperm can't really swim from the absolute start of the vag, right? I mean the urethra is pretty far from the vaginal canal, from a sperm's point of view, if by some hellishly small chance she actually got some sperm on her p*ssy.

I told her to calm down, that there's no way in hell you could get pregnant from this, but she's worried anyway, and frankly, it's starting to worry me too. So what are the chances guys?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Sir Psycho Sexy

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LOL

Its "possible" but HIGHLY UNLIKELY. Like winning the lottery.

For gods sake ill pay child support if she becomes pregnant.
 

mpimpin

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crashdietguy

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Thought so. She's a virgin, so naturally she's a little afraid the first times, but daaamn, she was nearly crying last night. Girls girls girls...
 

BigJimbo

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crashdietguy said:
Thought so. She's a virgin, so naturally she's a little afraid the first times, but daaamn, she was nearly crying last night. Girls girls girls...
Nice erotica story. The B.S. on this forum just gets more and more silly. Did she land from mars? Were you vacationing on your yacht in some mysterious place that only spies know about?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Axcell

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After pill if she is extremely paranoid......
But I STRONGLY doubt it.
 
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