Celebrities Dating Tips

[DJDamage]

http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/entnews/ap/20051120/113252556000.html

Need some dating tips? Ask Usher. The R&B singer, who is starring in his first lead role in "In the Mix," shared his secrets with Time magazine.

"Women love compliments, you know what I mean? Buy her a drink," he said. "Talk to her about whatever it is that she wants to talk about. As long as you keep her laughing, you got it."

Someone should tell Usher that girls love him because of his fame and fortune. He can be a mute right now and be as insane as Michael Jackson and girls will be still climbing all over him.

Notice the tip is all about the girl and what she wants?? Supplicating to the core. Iv'e put up with his bad music hitting the airwaves but I ain't putting up with this! Stick to what you know Usher! keep pretending you are the next Michael Jackson and give us some more bad music!

With tips like this is there any wonder the media is just breeding AFC's!??

DjDamage

 

[C00L]

no one fvcks with MJ..

dirty dianaa!!!!

 

[Logen]

wow, usher's pretty oblivious to the fact that his money and fame is doing all the talking for him. or maybe he's not and he's just BSing with that answer.

 

[DJDamage]

Originally posted by The_Shezzler
Shezzler: Good day Usher, please let me pick your brain, what makes you so irresistable to women - do you have any tips for the AFCs?

Usher: Whats an AFC?

Shezzler: Hmmm, well do you have any tips for guys that arent so good with women?

Usher: Yea, women love compliments, tell her she has beautiful eyes and lips and tell her that she has a real sexy body. Also buy her some drinks! You know what i mean?

Shezzler: Are you serious man?

Usher: hmm hmmm yea just let it burn baby! just let it burrrrrrn!

Shezzler: You silly supplicating fool! Do you not see that women only like you because of your money and your fame?!

Usher:............................

Shezzler: Before you started singing, and rolling in the money - were you successful with women or were you a dork?

Usher: I was a dork

Shezzler: Thats the thing man, you still are a dork! A rich dork! Anyone can tell a girl shes sexy and buy her drinks - but not everyone has bottomless pockets! Thats what makes you so hot with women!

Usher: Maybe your right Shezz, what can i do?

Shezz: Give me $10,000 and me and you will sarge.

Usher: Sarge??

Shezz: Follow me dawg!

Usher followed Shezz into the Malls, the Clubs and the Street and learned so much that day, things about inner confidence, the power of the cold read and that when it falls into the hands of a true warrior - the whole world bows down....Thankyou Shezz...Your welcome Usher

Sarge On...

lol thats pretty funny Shezz.

Celebrities such as Usher do not have any concepts of gaming or sarging a girl because girls just throw themseleves at them and they never have to work for it. Heck Usher can stick his d1ck out the door of his house and there will be mad 18 year old mtv addict h0e's running around to suck it (he probably got a few of these already). However once those guys get married then it all falls apart.

The real concern is kids looking up to those guys and saying "hey look at Usher he is getting tons of girls, I am going to follow usher advice dawg!" and then they turn AFC's and don't know why because after all T.V is their best friend and it cannot possibly tell them something wrong.

DjDamage

 

[C00L]

usher sucks but hes been in the music game since like 13 so i doubt hes ever been an AFC dork...i heard diddy setup the loss of ushers virginity with some top notch video hos.

 

[PRMoon]

Christ all mighty the panties of ladies go flying off when they hear mi michaels voice (that's mike pre wacko days). One of my ex girlfriends bought me an usher cd that she insisted I play when I was railing her.

Oh and when I first moved to vegas and actually enjoyed strip clubs (circa 1999) I remember this one stripper did coke off my d*ck a few times to usher songs...man those were crazy days.