So I haven't hooked up in over a month, so granted, I'm not a bonafide DJ yet. My approach is lacking, but I have good "date-game." Of 16 girls I've dated, only 4 didn't go anywhere. All the rest, I went all the way with so I do have a few tricks up my sleave.
I live in the bland, boring 'burbs, so I like to go to the city for a date. When we get out of the car, I immediately initiate kino by going "Hey, this is a pretty sleazy neighborhood," then I hook my arm under hers and grab her hand and say "I don't want all the creeps getting any ideas."
I usually go to this pretty cool late night cafe. At night, they have those tiny white candles in what look like shot glasses. I start to play with the melted wax that pools around the burning wick. I like to dip my fingers and make wax-castings of my fingertips. The girl will usually laugh and go "what are you doing?!" I say "having fun." I peal the wax castings off my fingers and go "you try it."
There are 2 approaches you can go with this. If she asks "Isn't it hot?" I go, "you'll get used to it. Here, if it starts to hurt, squeeze my hand." I wrap my fingers around her's with one hand and tilt the candle towards her with the other. They'll start to squeeze your hand hard if it's hot wax. If she doesn't ask, I simply gently hold the palm of her hand with my fingertips and dip her fingers in the wax. It sounds silly, but if you try this, it's surprisingly intimate.
I like to finish with a joke though. Once she/I pulls her fingers out and the wax hardens around her fingertips and falls off, I say "I got your fingerprints now. I'm going to frame you for robbery."
Finally, my last little thing is a joke about sunglasses. I think people who wear sunglasses at night are complete douches, but I always have them on me, in my jacket pick since I'm usually out and about all day, sun up to sun down, and don't have a chance to put them away.
If it's night, I'll take them out infront of her, and say "Question." I'll slip them on and say "How big of a tool do I look like right now?" with a big grin. The girl will usually laugh and say something sarcastically but in good humor like "Wow, you look really cool right now."
I say, "Well you know what they say. The sun never goes down... ... ... on the British Empire."
There's a saying that goes "The sun never goes down on a badass" when talking about people who wear sunglasses at night.
But there was an earlier saying "The sun never goes down on the British Empire." Smart girls who've heard the saying before will start to laugh. Not-so-smart girls might take a while to get it, but it always draws a chuckle. Here's the thing, immediately take off the sunglasses afterwards because at night, you really will start to look like a tool.
Those are my little tricks. Use them at your disposal.
I live in the bland, boring 'burbs, so I like to go to the city for a date. When we get out of the car, I immediately initiate kino by going "Hey, this is a pretty sleazy neighborhood," then I hook my arm under hers and grab her hand and say "I don't want all the creeps getting any ideas."
I usually go to this pretty cool late night cafe. At night, they have those tiny white candles in what look like shot glasses. I start to play with the melted wax that pools around the burning wick. I like to dip my fingers and make wax-castings of my fingertips. The girl will usually laugh and go "what are you doing?!" I say "having fun." I peal the wax castings off my fingers and go "you try it."
There are 2 approaches you can go with this. If she asks "Isn't it hot?" I go, "you'll get used to it. Here, if it starts to hurt, squeeze my hand." I wrap my fingers around her's with one hand and tilt the candle towards her with the other. They'll start to squeeze your hand hard if it's hot wax. If she doesn't ask, I simply gently hold the palm of her hand with my fingertips and dip her fingers in the wax. It sounds silly, but if you try this, it's surprisingly intimate.
I like to finish with a joke though. Once she/I pulls her fingers out and the wax hardens around her fingertips and falls off, I say "I got your fingerprints now. I'm going to frame you for robbery."
Finally, my last little thing is a joke about sunglasses. I think people who wear sunglasses at night are complete douches, but I always have them on me, in my jacket pick since I'm usually out and about all day, sun up to sun down, and don't have a chance to put them away.
If it's night, I'll take them out infront of her, and say "Question." I'll slip them on and say "How big of a tool do I look like right now?" with a big grin. The girl will usually laugh and say something sarcastically but in good humor like "Wow, you look really cool right now."
I say, "Well you know what they say. The sun never goes down... ... ... on the British Empire."
There's a saying that goes "The sun never goes down on a badass" when talking about people who wear sunglasses at night.
But there was an earlier saying "The sun never goes down on the British Empire." Smart girls who've heard the saying before will start to laugh. Not-so-smart girls might take a while to get it, but it always draws a chuckle. Here's the thing, immediately take off the sunglasses afterwards because at night, you really will start to look like a tool.
Those are my little tricks. Use them at your disposal.