"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Business... Is Life... Is Women.... DJ's should be rich...

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dumbfire said:
The top prestigious job in the US right now is lawyer. It's ranked higher than even a doctor. However, being a lawyer requires a lot of college. Better hit the books now.
I like that you left out the part that mentions having no soul as a requirement for being a lawyer as well. Or getting a crappy paying job unless you go to the top 15 law schools. Or people wanting to kill themsleves from boredoom after a summer as a temp.

I don't give much credit to what your teacher or book say - in fact who cares what the most prestigious job is? MP hasn't equaled money since 1960's. Now you can become rich doing almost anything. Oh, and I love the idiotic line about sales jobs being low class -I guess you don't know jack sh1t about business, because most of it sales. Or if you want to play the other game, I know sales people who drive porsches.. damn low class citizens!
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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i dunno,

if you're counting the porsche driving ones, howabout we count the shoe salesman too... and the umbrella salesman... the fruit salesman....

if you look at the whole spectrum of sales, i would imagine she's right.

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Napoleon was a sociopathethic HOMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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DJF or John... Thanks I learned something....
 

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when... your mind blanks out... the answere is right in front of you.... observe and be a man
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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