I waited on a woman today that is Bulimic and came to our restaurant on a binge and purge spree. Holy hell I have NEVER seen anything so screwed up as this before.
The woman started off with French Onion soup. First it was just a cup of it...but she really liked it a lot. She went on to order 3 more BOWLS of the stuff. She also order two Chicken Satays, 2 stuffed shrimp appetizers, 5 shrimp ****tails, two orders or french fries, a clam strip lunch, two marinated steak tips lunches, two cheeseburger lunches, 3 tall Stoli Vodkas with grapefruit juice, a Michelob Ultra and about 6 freaking lemons worth of lemon wedges. She asked to be sat off in a section by herself without anyone around her. She had me running around for two hours straight, seriously. She'd eat a bunch of food and then go to the bathroom and make herself throw up. Then she'd flag me over and order more stuff! Jeebus! She binged and purged over $200 worth of food in 2 hours! I couldn't believe it. Once I realized what she was doing I felt awful bringing any food to her because I sort of felt like I was enabling her. At the same time there was the hope that maybe she'd at least hold in a little bit of the nourishment from all that stuff. The boss said she's been away for about a year and that she's loaded and if he refused to serve her she would just go elsewhere and get service there because of how much she spends. She wasn't really trying to be discreet about what she was doing, either. This has got to rank as one of the top 2 most bizarre waitress experiences I've ever had. It comes in second only to the drunk elderly man that told me he was a human tripod and "demonstrated" by flopping his wrinkly old d*ck out and letting it hang flaccid from his trousers.
The woman started off with French Onion soup. First it was just a cup of it...but she really liked it a lot. She went on to order 3 more BOWLS of the stuff. She also order two Chicken Satays, 2 stuffed shrimp appetizers, 5 shrimp ****tails, two orders or french fries, a clam strip lunch, two marinated steak tips lunches, two cheeseburger lunches, 3 tall Stoli Vodkas with grapefruit juice, a Michelob Ultra and about 6 freaking lemons worth of lemon wedges. She asked to be sat off in a section by herself without anyone around her. She had me running around for two hours straight, seriously. She'd eat a bunch of food and then go to the bathroom and make herself throw up. Then she'd flag me over and order more stuff! Jeebus! She binged and purged over $200 worth of food in 2 hours! I couldn't believe it. Once I realized what she was doing I felt awful bringing any food to her because I sort of felt like I was enabling her. At the same time there was the hope that maybe she'd at least hold in a little bit of the nourishment from all that stuff. The boss said she's been away for about a year and that she's loaded and if he refused to serve her she would just go elsewhere and get service there because of how much she spends. She wasn't really trying to be discreet about what she was doing, either. This has got to rank as one of the top 2 most bizarre waitress experiences I've ever had. It comes in second only to the drunk elderly man that told me he was a human tripod and "demonstrated" by flopping his wrinkly old d*ck out and letting it hang flaccid from his trousers.
