Ok men let's fantasies for a moment as Christmas is just around the corner: imagine you can have your ideal woman...she's all yours.....you just got to build her from scratch....factory ordered, straight from Santa's grotto....
What would she be like?
Personally, I don't have an answer off the bat, so to speak...and in fact feel I would have to dig deep...
...I like AC/DC's lyric "I like em big, i like em small...and if I had to pick one, I'd pick em all!" or something like that...it's quite enjoyable to simply enjoy women as you would a fine meal or a nice single malt (or whatever tickles your fancy) you can never get too strung out or hooked on these things lest you become fat, an alcoholic or a hand bag carrying yes man....
...but imagine you could choose one who would be at your beck and call and she could be made anyway you choose......
I have to say it's tough to nail it down...
PHYSICALLY
My own subconscious preference seems to be slightly tall woman, long legged, but with a shapley ass.....tits I was never obsesses about but small tits sort of saddens the occasion slightly (what is that? is that me feeling sorry for her that she has small tits or sorry for me that I have to put up with them? above average tits but not plastic or obscenely big......
A flat stomach is essential. I mean iron board flat. no exceptions. Smooth skin no blemishes. She's got to have long hair. But what color? does this matter? ****e it's not as easy as it seems..... not skinny lips but not fake fish lips.......
I WANT A FVCKING DECENT ASS
Mental
She must be fvcking positive, she must live in the present moment with one careful eye on the future......fvck these victims who live in the past........she must be supportive of me.....what does that mean? FVCK ANY WOMAN WHO OFFERS ME UNSOLICITED ADVICE MAY I CUT THEIR HANDS OFF WITH MY SWORD. Women need to learn to listen and shut the fvck up and try to understand. Don't get me wrong, I don't want to pour my heart out to anyone....FVCK THAT. But as a man if I want to get fvcking p!ssed that's my business. If someone acts the idiot in work and I feel like saying "I would choke that snake in a second" the woman should understand (I don't want a doormat.....but a biatch who tells me I should never get annoyed deserves a slap...)
Emotionally
an emotionally balance girl is too much to ask for? yeah maybe. Fvck you this is a build me a woman fantasy thread: make her emotionally stable please. Do I need her to be emotional to me? fvck not really....about 20%?) SHE SHOULD CONTROL HERSELF.
..to be continued...
Gents, help me out......there are obviously categories that you should add
What would she be like?
Personally, I don't have an answer off the bat, so to speak...and in fact feel I would have to dig deep...
...I like AC/DC's lyric "I like em big, i like em small...and if I had to pick one, I'd pick em all!" or something like that...it's quite enjoyable to simply enjoy women as you would a fine meal or a nice single malt (or whatever tickles your fancy) you can never get too strung out or hooked on these things lest you become fat, an alcoholic or a hand bag carrying yes man....
...but imagine you could choose one who would be at your beck and call and she could be made anyway you choose......
I have to say it's tough to nail it down...
PHYSICALLY
My own subconscious preference seems to be slightly tall woman, long legged, but with a shapley ass.....tits I was never obsesses about but small tits sort of saddens the occasion slightly (what is that? is that me feeling sorry for her that she has small tits or sorry for me that I have to put up with them? above average tits but not plastic or obscenely big......
A flat stomach is essential. I mean iron board flat. no exceptions. Smooth skin no blemishes. She's got to have long hair. But what color? does this matter? ****e it's not as easy as it seems..... not skinny lips but not fake fish lips.......
I WANT A FVCKING DECENT ASS
Mental
She must be fvcking positive, she must live in the present moment with one careful eye on the future......fvck these victims who live in the past........she must be supportive of me.....what does that mean? FVCK ANY WOMAN WHO OFFERS ME UNSOLICITED ADVICE MAY I CUT THEIR HANDS OFF WITH MY SWORD. Women need to learn to listen and shut the fvck up and try to understand. Don't get me wrong, I don't want to pour my heart out to anyone....FVCK THAT. But as a man if I want to get fvcking p!ssed that's my business. If someone acts the idiot in work and I feel like saying "I would choke that snake in a second" the woman should understand (I don't want a doormat.....but a biatch who tells me I should never get annoyed deserves a slap...)
Emotionally
an emotionally balance girl is too much to ask for? yeah maybe. Fvck you this is a build me a woman fantasy thread: make her emotionally stable please. Do I need her to be emotional to me? fvck not really....about 20%?) SHE SHOULD CONTROL HERSELF.
..to be continued...
Gents, help me out......there are obviously categories that you should add
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