Transformers, GI Joe, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, He-Man, Voltron, Gundam, man... it goes on and on. Happy saturday mornings, for sure.
So why did I do it? I could offer a million answers, all false. The truth is that I'm a bad person, but that's going to change, I'm going to change. This is the last of this sort of thing. I'm cleaning up and I'm moving on, going straight and choosing life. I'm looking forward to it already. I'm going to be just like you; the job, the family, the phucking big television, the washing machine, the car, good health, low cholesterol, dental insurance, mortage, children, walks in the park, nine-to-five, good at golf, washing the car, family Christmas, indexed pension, tax exemption, clearing the gutters, getting by, looking ahead, the day you die.
