"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Met a girl at a party a few months back - she went away to school, but we kept in contact I would ping her with texts every couple weeks to keep her thinking. We end up at the same party and we start talking I AMOG the **** out of her other guy friends and then iso her. We start making out and messing around a little bit.

I walk away for a while to talk to some old friends who I haven't seen in a while and end up getting pretty hammered doing some shots and a beer bong or two.
(I don't recommend getting hammered like this, but I did, whatever)

Run back into this girl completely hammered she thinks it's funny we start fooling around more.. She asks how I am getting home I tell her that I am probably crashing at my friends unless she wants to come home with me. She at first isn't down, but I talk her into it. She ditches two of her friends to drive me home and spend the night.

It is like 3:30 am maybe later when we get back to my house I walk in and my ****ing mom is still awake for some reason and she asks me where I went etc and asks who the random girl is and just starts asking this girl a ton of questions. And you know how girls are with your parents she engages in a dumb ass conversation for like 25 minutes while I am half way passed out.

After that, we go back into my room and start fooling around - 10 minutes later my mother walks into the ****ing room - doesn't even knock - this girl is naked and asks if she needs a pillow or extra blanket..:cuss: :cuss: :cuss: :cuss:

After that the girl only wanted to cuddle the rest of the night. Her body was an absolute 10 and I was in a huge state of denial the next day.

I really need to get an apartment, but can't afford it right now.

I envy all you guys that have your own place and have never encountered this problem.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Obsidian said:
:crackup: rofl :crackup:
I'm glad you can get a laugh out of this.. I almost shed a tear.
 

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well that's really the kind of thing you should expect when you try to seduce chicks while living with your parents. bringing her home was kind of a dumb idea

but honestly, if she stayed with you and cuddled the whole night long and if you guys parted on good terms, I suspect you can probably sex her at some later time fairly easily. She'll be comfortable with you now.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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wow... i wouldn't talk to my mom for a week after a ordeal like that
 

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Sounds like your mom was pretty cool about it. My mom (if I lived at home) would have thrown her out.
 

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Obsidian said:
well that's really the kind of thing you should expect when you try to seduce chicks while living with your parents. bringing her home was kind of a dumb idea

but honestly, if she stayed with you and cuddled the whole night long and if you guys parted on good terms, I suspect you can probably sex her at some later time fairly easily. She'll be comfortable with you now.
She is already back on campus @ Indiana University.. I won't be seeing her for a while.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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thissean said:
hahahhahaha thats so funny.
did she say yes?
She just looked at me and started to laugh and I said No, mom get the fhk out.
 

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I'm glad you can get a laugh out of this.. I almost shed a tear.

Sometimes man, you just gotta sit back and laugh. If that happened to me, I just would've looked at my mom like, "Are you f.ucking serious mom?!" and then just cracked up!
 

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Oh man thats terrible..

Shoulda told her to go get you guys some rubbers..
 

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I don't believe you. Why would your mom walk into your room at 4 am in the morning when she knows you have a girl in there? Was she drunk? or did she think you guys would play monopoly all night?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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DonJuan11 said:
I don't believe you. Why would your mom walk into your room at 4 am in the morning when she knows you have a girl in there? Was she drunk? or did she think you guys would play monopoly all night?
I think my mom thinks I am a virgin.. I have no idea, she is weird.

She walked into the room to see if the girl needed a pillow or blanket..
 

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That's pretty funny. Your mom sounds pretty cool at least. I would never have even attempted to have a girl sleep over at my mom's house.
 

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I think my mom thinks I am a virgin.. I have no idea, she is weird.

She walked into the room to see if the girl needed a pillow or blanket..
hahaha, don't be mad, her intentions were good but ill advice at the time, you are lucky you got a mom that cares about her son's girls! some moms would have yelled and cussed the two of you ensuring no girls would ever return.

Your mom sounds alright, it was your lack of preparation that caused this situation. Next time ensure that nobody is at home or send your mom to the movies or something.
 

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Tenzen said:
wow... i wouldn't talk to my mom for a week after a ordeal like that
tenzen, your moms deserves more respect than that.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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