"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Bible???

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Where the hell is the bible? I haven't been here in a while but there used to be a link to the bible on the forum, I can't seem to find it.

I had to google to find it, and even then, I only found an old version whose last update is 2002.


somebody?


Allen???


What's going on?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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There is a link on the bottom of every page you visit on this forum. Just scroll down.

What, are you with FEMA or something?
 
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argh, sonova ***** I'm blind, I was so used to having it at the top of the threads... weird, why doesn't google show that version? The spencer one...


anyways, thanks.

What's FEMA?
 
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