"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Best way to look for a job? (Teen)

Precursor

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So I applied to this summer internship program for highschool students hoping to get a local job at my city but it turns out i didn't get in (I'm on the waiting list). I'm bummed out cause i really neeed the job for money.

SO here i am, average dude without money. I volunteer at a local preschool every morning but i really want a freakin job. Volunteering is great but i need money. Money makes the world go round.

How would you go about a quick summer job?

Do i just walk in a local store and ask for employment? Does it work like that? Insights or responses is appreciated.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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The Sperminator

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If you don't have a car you probably want to work walking distance. Just go to any store like grocery stores and fastfood places are probably your best bet. Then you just ask if they are hiring and if they say yeah then just ask for an application. Then fill it out. Use black pen and have good grammar. For job experience just put down your volunteering at a preschool. Then turn the application in and the person will probably call you and make you interview and ****. Thats pretty much it.
 
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