"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Best product to use for waxing chest and stomach hair?

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I really want to wax off my chest/stomach hair. I do not want to get electrolysis, nor do I want to go to a salon. What are the best products to buy from stores that will make this process an easy and effective one? Thank You!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Just use a roll of heavy-duty duct tape. Lay strip vertically across chest and stomach. Press down. Pull off very quickly! It may hurt a little. Rinse and repeat. :rock:







*important note: see movie 40 Year Old Virgin for reference before actually doing*
 
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