"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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American_Psycho

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The girls in that pic you posted are all overtanned and will have skin cancer by the time they're 25. I like girls with a nice tan, but those chicks look like fvcking baked potatoes.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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S1NN3R

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So Skip, if you didn't get a second date with this girl four months ago, how did you find this pic of her? Have you had it for a while? Were you there with her that night, is that how you knew where to find it?
 

skip2mylou781

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shes friends with the owner of that website, and he takes tons of pics each week there, shes in ALOT of pics, not hard to find her at all!
 
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