"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Best Halloween costumes for DJ's?

LouBrication

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i just thought of another good one... the energizer bunny. i'm not sure where they sell that costume, but it would be awesome... it lets people know that you can keep going and going and going...
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Ace of Flames

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LouBrication said:
i just thought of another good one... the energizer bunny. i'm not sure where they sell that costume, but it would be awesome... it lets people know that you can keep going and going and going...
For some reason, I'm just thinking........ no. Hell no.

That is all.
 

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ooh i like the energizer bunny idea... most people would be too insecure to wear something that. you gotta have balls to purposely look like a fool. and chicks love balls.
 

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Energizer Bunny, would be fvckin hilarious.
I like the Twister idea too.
Good Sh!t.

How bout a blow-pop?! lol
(think its better in concept, than reality though)
 

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I'm going to a party this Saturday night. I decided to go as an airline pilot. Surprisingly enough, I found some pilot websites that sell the real stuff (I thought there would be security issues with stuff like that). I got the glasses, the white aviator dress shirt with black and gold captain's shoulder bars, the black tie with the gold wing pin - all for about $60.

Now it's time to see if women really like a man in uniform...
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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I scored the hottest girl at a 2002 Halloween party, she was an HB9, dressed in skin tight leather as Catwoman. I dressed as a Quarterback, complete with eye black and shoulder pads (Bledsoe). I also scored a HB9 in Halloween 1999 dressed in a business suit. I also scored an HB9 at a 2000 Halloween party (she was a girl in pigtails and knee socks), and met an HB9 in 2003 at a bar (she was a bartender in red negligee with devil ears), but those times I dressed as myself. Sigh... those were the days.
 

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HAHAHA im gonna be a kitty cat, but I really wanted to be Prince the singer. I usually go for the comedy response.
 

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Me and my boys are going as the ghostbusters and changing the costume to the h@ebusters. So when you a h@e who u gonna call the H@ebusters!!!:cool:
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Ace_McGregor

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TONYMONTANA523 said:
Me and my boys are going as the ghostbusters and changing the costume to the h@ebusters. So when you a h@e who u gonna call the H@ebusters!!!:cool:
Ha! That's great! Be sure and check those poontangs for signs of ectoplasm.
 

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Go out and get a mailman suit, some really short shorts, stuff some paper in your pants where your jock's at (make it really big) and make a sign that says "Ask me about my package".
 
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