CaptainMorgan
Don Juan
you cant change the things that happen in life, but you can learn from them and change the way they happen in the future.
To me, life is like making toast. When your fresh out of the bag, your soggy and easy to pull apart. But once you get through the heat and sharp blades (if you want butter) you have a smooth covering on top of a solid core.
My professor said something to me the other day that stuck. Your not going through something if your not doing anything to get out. remember that! keep pushin.
I like jelly on my toast, it adds flavor, so does honey and fig preserves. Pay attention to the emotions that the day brings you and choose your topping. Sometimes **** wants to fly out of the toilet and land on your toast. Don't eat it!
Open up your mind to new experiences, that also adds flavor
dont be phazed when people are critical of you, youve got yourself to fall back on and thats all you need. So get yourself together.
Think about where you want to be in twenty years. How you want to be looked at as an adult or as an old man. Don't think about it to much or you will start to feel like your dying.
express love and kindness, even toward people who are sexually frustrated and want to take it out on the world. Make sure not to spend to much time around those people though.
Work hard.
Be humble. Run the show if you want to but never feel the need to. Unless you need to.
There are more important things in life then the puzzy. But for some reason when you work on those more importants things for long enough, you don't have to work for the puzzy. Sometimes it takes awhile so be patient.
The best way to enjoy it all.....
Be EZ
To me, life is like making toast. When your fresh out of the bag, your soggy and easy to pull apart. But once you get through the heat and sharp blades (if you want butter) you have a smooth covering on top of a solid core.
My professor said something to me the other day that stuck. Your not going through something if your not doing anything to get out. remember that! keep pushin.
I like jelly on my toast, it adds flavor, so does honey and fig preserves. Pay attention to the emotions that the day brings you and choose your topping. Sometimes **** wants to fly out of the toilet and land on your toast. Don't eat it!
Open up your mind to new experiences, that also adds flavor
dont be phazed when people are critical of you, youve got yourself to fall back on and thats all you need. So get yourself together.
Think about where you want to be in twenty years. How you want to be looked at as an adult or as an old man. Don't think about it to much or you will start to feel like your dying.
express love and kindness, even toward people who are sexually frustrated and want to take it out on the world. Make sure not to spend to much time around those people though.
Work hard.
Be humble. Run the show if you want to but never feel the need to. Unless you need to.
There are more important things in life then the puzzy. But for some reason when you work on those more importants things for long enough, you don't have to work for the puzzy. Sometimes it takes awhile so be patient.
The best way to enjoy it all.....
Be EZ