"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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So pimp its scary

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Wow!! I just browsed through the DJ Bible again, and yet I'm still amazed at the content... but all in all, the dj bible is absolutely wonderful... just going over the titles.

I still know that reading the bible and ACTUALLY following through on even half of the bootcamp really is only a start of things.

Some people might disagree, but I believe that IF possible to have a permanent link to the altseduction faq. If nothing else for the sheer smashing in of the point that dumb questions are a waste of typing.

Anyway, enough b!tching... I hope that people are stepping up to the plate a bit more. It's good to see some field reports popping up.

It's still funny to think about it... how do I get numbers?

Then a pile of useless numbers later... how do I get good numbers?

They are on the phone now what?? where to go? What to do? Keep control of the situation. "This place this time..."

Now I'm at the date what do I do?

After mostly useless dates... *BING* Once she takes her shirt off she's done... just go with the flow.

Nibble the neck, ear, shoulder, makes her breath heavy... HOT = Shirt OFF = Done!

Seclude and find a comfortable place... My couch + a selection of alcoholic and non-alcoholic beverages + entertainment = kissing = niblling = hot = shirt off = done!

Talk to the least appropriate first, expand others into conversation except the most appropriate whereever possible without ignoring completely, find key to seperation. Seperation + kiss = comfort = seclusion for further comfort = done!

Be GENUINELY different = good conversation = easier introduction

Which girl wants you, which girl doesn't?? What does her body say?? (Too complex to write about, people write their theosis on the subject, there are simply too many variables)

Concentrate on watching people, every movement means something when combined with a few others, otherwise the opposite is likely true.

Only brad pitt consistantly gets all the signals... most of yours and my situation requires spotting the more subtle signals, and any counter signals (gut instinct).

Just do the approach...

Always FOLLOW through on dares involving women.

Don't take shyt from ANYONE... if they do call them on it INSTANTLY. Face the issues, confront them.

Fears alot smaller when I've had to grab my balls earlier in the day.

Most fears are false.

This isn't how I die... so I'm safe. I'm dying at 105 years with all my family surrounding me.

I make the choice, she must decide.

I am a good choice.

Thanks for reading... have a good day and a good New Year. I might just post that nights field report...
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Originally posted by So pimp its scary
It's still funny to think about it... how do I get numbers?

Then a pile of useless numbers later... how do I get good numbers?

They are on the phone now what?? where to go? What to do? Keep control of the situation. "This place this time..."

Now I'm at the date what do I do?

After mostly useless dates... *BING* Once she takes her shirt off she's done... just go with the flow.
Lol.. :crackup:

What do I do with this naked chick on my bed who just handed me a condom? :whistle:


What's up man? Back in 2003 we used to run this place... Now, we are getting roughed by all these newbies. It's time to take our forum back! haha...

I like what you posted. It's very true and it pretty much sums up the whole idea of this place.
 

So pimp its scary

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Ya... it's funny now, because if it's like when I stopped posting (which I have no reason to think it's really changed) it's almost like a circle of blind people with the same destination circling around the Dj Bible and never able to stray.

I wasn't trying to sum up this whole website... more just summing up my experience and learning curve... which for the most part worked backwards for me in the sense that I went straight from getting good phone numbers to getting (relatively) consistent tang.
 
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