"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Bachlorette

biker_gixxer

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If you sit down and view the show, what do you see?

I watched a preview to the show while surfing through the channels and I my jaw dropped when I saw 'her' riding in a carriage (with a big a$$ grin mind you), while all the guys ran behind her trying to catch up? Are you kidding me? Can someone tell me what these monkeys trying to win her affection are thinking?

I guess it's o.k. because as long as their are morons like that in this world, the rest of us that have 'seen the light' look allot better.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Yeah, this show is pretty pathetic. Just more proof as to what guys will do to get some *****.

But also don't forget it's a way for most of them to get on TV too. Many are probably looking to break into modeling or acting.

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Many are probably looking to break into modeling or acting.

Yeah, that's true. Unfortunately, it just proves the point Mikey Royal tries to make in his book when he says 'the price of the human soul is cheap'.
 

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How about the guy who fainted on the first episode. He was overwhelmed by her picking him on the first week when almost everyone moves on.
 

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it's reality tv... nuff said there for pure entertainment and a laugh as well! lol

btw bachlorette is that the one with the hot chick who thinks she's gonna end up sampling all these hot model guys and they end up being normal everyday ppl? or am i thinkin about somethin else?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by Nightspark
it's reality tv... nuff said there for pure entertainment and a laugh as well! lol

btw bachlorette is that the one with the hot chick who thinks she's gonna end up sampling all these hot model guys and they end up being normal everyday ppl? or am i thinkin about somethin else?
The guys on the bachlorette (from what I've seen in the previews) is filled with above average looking men. I think the show you are thinking of was called something like average joe and it was on Fox a few months ago.
 
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