"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
B!tch took a sh!t while riding me!
- Thread starter Joey Too Nice
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Yet, you should probably be a little compassionate. Obviously, it was an accident, and it will haunt her for the rest of her life. You played it pretty cool though.
AFCToDJSlowButSurely
Don Juan
anyway, that made me laugh.
KingofHearts
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And this is how you tell this story to your friends!horaholic said:You should probably just take it as a compliment. I mean... I've never literally fvcked the shyt out of a girl!
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
KingofHearts
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"I slipped and fell in some mud, wearing the very pants I was returning."
Don't be a pr1ck, dude. Why that hate? You should be the man and make her feel better. And fvck the sheets, who cares about stupid sheets anyway.San Jose California said:I disagree. Girls go around acting like they smell like sunshine and cupcakes, then they go and do sh!it like this. Girl deserves to be yelled at. Not to mention, she ruined his new thousand dollar sheets, she should pay for that too.
It is not like she did it on purpose. Sometimes they lose bowel control when they orgasm - bad luck she had shyts.
And seriously, I'm tired of this "I hate girls, do some revenge" cr*p here. Guys here should be trying to become the Man who is always above this scumbag mindset. Nut Up or Shut Up.
You're a good reader... Over $200? That's a lunch tab or small bar tab for many.San Jose California said:I disagree. Girls go around acting like they smell like sunshine and cupcakes, then they go and do sh!it like this. Girl deserves to be yelled at. Not to mention, she ruined his new thousand dollar sheets, she should pay for that too.
Yeah, and she's a HB9...So I had this chick and she could probably vie for Maxim / Playmate girl of the year / Miss Universe...
Joe Stud
Master Don Juan
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
TheBucketOfTruth
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If some girl sh1t on me.. I'd feel bad aswell.I feel bad
She's never going to be able to look you in the eye knowing she dumped on you and sh1tted your bed up, yet to meet a woman thats that secure minded. Neeeeeeeeeeeeeext.