"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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B-Lemond sarges the place CLEAN!

Anomalous

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So my boy B and I go to this modeling agency. Its just us two and about 9 other female models. No one is talking as they are waiting so I leave to get in state. As soon as I come back my boy B is pimping all these girls. They are all talking to him and.......it was CRAZY.

About 20 mins of waiting some other dude around 25 comes in for the job. He's underdressed, his AR is through the roof, basically he couldn't hold up to B. He talked to one girl for what? 20 seconds!

Now its my turn for the interview, I go. As I come back I see these girl laughing at everything he says, basically they wanted to suck him. I was amazed! I never seen this happen so quickly before.

Just to let y'all know how fast a PU can be. Damn, anyways I just wanted to let you all know, since he's too modest to write up his own FR these days.

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

Weak_Game

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does your friend have trouble walking with you hanging off his nuts.. you really didnt do much other then stand there like a retard

at least the other guy talked to the ladies for 20 secs

horrible story, bad FR, no insight, can i stroke your e **** too?
 
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