"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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at last the secret !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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WHERE IS EL PANSUELO ( made up name for a bar )
The hb LL ON AND OFF TAKE ME TO THE BAR WEIRD I KNOW

at the grocery store
i show her my shopping list
"what s this VACHE QUI RIT stuff ( vache qui rit is the naer of a famous french cheese but i like act like i don t know what it is )




at the bookstore
" got a pen "?
...........
" your pen is magical !!!
............
" coz it writes in all different colors ( i then write the words PINK BEIGE YELLOW on a slip of paper

i write down a couple of sentences in ENGLISH i, which i ve made deliberate mistakes i
i pretend to leave

" my pen ! sir you got my pen "
" sorry
do you think you could help me find the mistakes ! i m a foreigner



at starbucks
i am pretend to do crosswords i approach this hot broad
" any idea what this word is "?


alpharomeo
MONTE CARLO
PARIS
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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The Phone Call

phone game
now you got her digits
you ring her two days later
" thanks for tellong me about those FRENCH cheeses "
(she ll say " no problem evrybody would help a stranger out ' )
' by the way i got this friend who is giving a party any local desserts you coild recommend? "

you see all thiose qS ARE INDIRECT Qs she ll tag along big time

no point to sweat the big stuff on your part !!!
 

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ALPHAROMEO said:
phone game
now you got her digits
you ring her two days later
" thanks for tellong me about those FRENCH cheeses "
(she ll say " no problem evrybody would help a stranger out ' )
' by the way i got this friend who is giving a party any local desserts you coild recommend? "

you see all thiose qS ARE INDIRECT Qs she ll tag along big time

no point to sweat the big stuff on your part !!!
Now THIS is the stuff made of legends!

Alpha, have you ever happened to have run across Big Jimbo on his travels in Europe?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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