Solomon
Master Don Juan
I love the cops response, these insufferable types you can tell have never gone through any hardships in their lives, anyone who has dealt with cops knows trying to pull the "Im this or that, or I know Him or her" doesn't work unless you're in a small small town in Kentucky with corrupt cops trying to bribe them (joking).
The American justice system needs to be cleaned up, not just lawyers and cops but judges as well so many people abusing their power and walking around acting haughty and insufferable like these 2 bops. I wouldn't even waste my time approaching them, sadly, a lot of simps will be like
"But but Solo they are hawwwt"