I used to get mine from a local gas station before I moved .. now the closest places are a walgreens and a cvs pharmacy and at both places, the women at the counter acted different when I asked them where the condoms where, playfully hinting that I shouldn't be so blunt. I don't get it, what's the big deal?
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Are people weird when you buy condoms over-the-counter?
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
If they are women clerks as you say, ask them where the XL condoms are and don't smile or grin your azz off while asking. Might as well have some fun if you have to go shopping…
No big deal though. They are supposed to know where the merchandise is. Probably get asked about everything in the store daily.
No big deal though. They are supposed to know where the merchandise is. Probably get asked about everything in the store daily.
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The_flying_dutchman
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I buy my condoms at wal-mart and use the self-checkout lane....uncomfortable moment averted....
Bible_Belt
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Female clerks selling me condoms always say, " now you have a good night!"
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Proper response - Planning on it.
I like this one better though if clerk is young and hot - I will.
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Desdinova
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Just confidently strike up a conversation with the cashier right before she scans your condoms. It shows you're confident contrary to society and the media portraying men as embarrassed when buying rubber. It'll leave the impression that you're attractive and have lots of sex.
2Rocky
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I just give the cashier a look that says "Yes I DO plan on getting laid tonight" Come to think of it I have never met a drug store cashier whom I cared about their opinion of me.
The closest I have ever come to even caring (not a Condom purchase) was at Costco when the girl cashier asked me about my plans that day and revealed she was getting off work in 15 minutes and her kids were off somewhere else. If my wife at the time wasn't standing right next to me I'd have driven her home.....
The closest I have ever come to even caring (not a Condom purchase) was at Costco when the girl cashier asked me about my plans that day and revealed she was getting off work in 15 minutes and her kids were off somewhere else. If my wife at the time wasn't standing right next to me I'd have driven her home.....
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Huffman
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Funnily enough, most stores here only have one size, which is about 53mm width. Which is crazy, because one does not fit all, it's horribly unsafe (and boner-killing) if you wear the wrong size!
Anyway I measured and now I order online exclusively.
I did have a fun time trying to buy condoms in Georgia (ex.soviet country). Everybody was quite embarrassed after I looked up the word in Russian and was shouting it at random clerks...
Anyway I measured and now I order online exclusively.
I did have a fun time trying to buy condoms in Georgia (ex.soviet country). Everybody was quite embarrassed after I looked up the word in Russian and was shouting it at random clerks...
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Make a comment on the graphics design of the package