So I was on a 2nd date with a woman over the weekend and I found out she was Mormon. I knew she didn't drink alcohol, but I thought it was more personal choice than anything else. So I'm dropping her off at her house and she invites me in and we proceed to make out and next thing I know she's taking off her clothes, I'm fingering her and I give her a squirting O. First one I've experienced live. It was kind of surreal as I didn't think it was going anywhere once she shared her faith with me. Anyone have any experience with Mormon chicks?
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Anyone gone out with a mormon?
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
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Master Don Juan
None personally, but my brother was involved with one. They were pretty serious, and were about to get married.
She said that before they got married, he had to convert. He did some research on the history of the church, and said thanks, but no thanks.
She said that before they got married, he had to convert. He did some research on the history of the church, and said thanks, but no thanks.
I once hit on a woman in DC and got the digits. She invited me to a black & white party so I drove out there not even knowing that it was that theme at the time. I wore a black dress shirt and jeans and black dress shoes. I told her I was gonna get MAD drunk. She said it was a "dry party." I connected the dots when I got the party and realized they were all mormons drinking soda and water. I quickly became the life of the party as I did some horrible karaoke and chatted everyone up. LMFAO! One time was enough for me.
Congratulations on giving the lass a squirt. I truly enjoy women who squirt. However, if you enjoy a drink or two or more, which I do as well, you will have to give up the bumper of ale to bring this woman into your life.
If you fall for this lass, you will have to convert or there will be no lift off. Mormon women could fall hard and fast for the likes of us; tread sofly DJ. Don't break her heart, and protect your heart as well, for very few women come as clean and eager as good Mormon. But you must pay the price.
If you fall for this lass, you will have to convert or there will be no lift off. Mormon women could fall hard and fast for the likes of us; tread sofly DJ. Don't break her heart, and protect your heart as well, for very few women come as clean and eager as good Mormon. But you must pay the price.