timmylivingalie
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Anyone ever pickup a stripper at the club she works in?
Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
Anyone ever pickup a stripper?
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
nah, I was never into cocaine.
iwanttofight
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sorry don't want crabs
oneboy21
Senior Don Juan
what bible belt said is correct.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Viagra4Soul
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Yes.
She was (in my estimation) the best looking girl there. The one on stage (they had multiple stages) everyone was gawking at was the Miss XX 1997 Something Or Other winner and my girl was dancing alone at the other stage, with no-one else watching. Long black hair, deep blue eyes, smaller perky natural tits, a felt black cowboy hat balanced attractively on her pretty head.
After she finished her set, she came down and asked me why I was't watching the hugely surgically enhanced blonde bimbo on the other stage. I told her she was the better looking girl, and I far preferred raven colored hair and 'natural assets'. She asked what I was doing there - I told her I was with a Bucks night, but this really wasn't my scene. I was going to a cool bar later on without the boys - she should come when she finished work for a quiet drink with me. She accepted (I was shocked, and pleased).
By the time she finished work, I was plastered on beer and shots. But, true to her word, she came out and met all the other guys, and we duly trotted off to the bar I had in mind. Once there I kept drinking (stupid) and she talked about the job while she was studying (aren't they all). Early on she told me she had a boyfriend who was picking her up later on, so I simply replied each time "I don't care". I must have said that 5 times or more, as I leaned in closer and closer and got her more and more comfortable with me (and she was already pretty comfortable!) and she resisted with huge smiles and laughs. We were just short of kissing before I simply couldn't focus on her properly anymore, and she said laughingly I was far beyond help for the night (drinking). We both went downstairs - me into a taxi, her into the arms no doubt of her man.
Closest I came. I don't drink anymore.
She was (in my estimation) the best looking girl there. The one on stage (they had multiple stages) everyone was gawking at was the Miss XX 1997 Something Or Other winner and my girl was dancing alone at the other stage, with no-one else watching. Long black hair, deep blue eyes, smaller perky natural tits, a felt black cowboy hat balanced attractively on her pretty head.
After she finished her set, she came down and asked me why I was't watching the hugely surgically enhanced blonde bimbo on the other stage. I told her she was the better looking girl, and I far preferred raven colored hair and 'natural assets'. She asked what I was doing there - I told her I was with a Bucks night, but this really wasn't my scene. I was going to a cool bar later on without the boys - she should come when she finished work for a quiet drink with me. She accepted (I was shocked, and pleased).
By the time she finished work, I was plastered on beer and shots. But, true to her word, she came out and met all the other guys, and we duly trotted off to the bar I had in mind. Once there I kept drinking (stupid) and she talked about the job while she was studying (aren't they all). Early on she told me she had a boyfriend who was picking her up later on, so I simply replied each time "I don't care". I must have said that 5 times or more, as I leaned in closer and closer and got her more and more comfortable with me (and she was already pretty comfortable!) and she resisted with huge smiles and laughs. We were just short of kissing before I simply couldn't focus on her properly anymore, and she said laughingly I was far beyond help for the night (drinking). We both went downstairs - me into a taxi, her into the arms no doubt of her man.
Closest I came. I don't drink anymore.
jafyk
Master Don Juan
Yes, I did this year and it was one of the best sex I ever had. Why do you ask anyway?
Dust 2 Dust
Master Don Juan
I don't go to strip clubs so nope.
3countriesPlan
Master Don Juan
That whole concept of picking up strippers is just some ego fest enabled by TAF.