"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Any way to sweat less?

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I've always sweated a lot and it is really annoying. I am Irish and I think this happens to a lot of Irish, but for me it's even worse. It's weird, too, because I have an extremely fast metabolism and very low body fat. I also work out frequently. Is there anything I can do to sweat less?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I feel you man. I'm a thin-build dude who works out all the time, and I get Butt Niño whenever it is warm, or I go up the stairs. All I can say is dress like it's 20 degrees warmer than it really is. never wear a coat, shower often.
 

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Originally posted by MVPlaya
Don't drink any liquids...
WRONG, you should be aiming to drink about a gallon a day, maybe more.

Wear cotton clothes, they help your skin breathe.
 
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