"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Any genetics experts?

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Say a girl got knocked out by a guy A, then a guy B was screwing her from 1 months into pregnancy until the birth. Is there a chance that baby has some DNA of guy B?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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No because once she was knocked up from guy A, his Sperm fertilized the egg. Only his DNA will get to that egg. What happens is once sperm and egg meet they create sort of a barrier for protection. Why do you think only 1 sperm out of millions is the only one that gets to touch the egg?

So no, Guy B's DNA cant transfer into the embryo once Guy A's sperm has already fertilized it.
 

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epic lols
 

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i dont think it takes a genetics expert to figure this one out
 

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We all have one father. But if there were twin babies, they could in theory each come from a different father. Sometimes the two pregnancies can even occur in different menstrual cycles.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Keep in mind I studied genetics in a college class back in 2000. I don't remember anything. We are not dealing with twins, thank God. And it looks like someone in my immediate surrounding is trying to screw a d'ck into my ear.
 

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This isn't a problem in genetics. It's a problem in common sense.

Exactly whose word are you relying on for the date of conception? A woman's? Piss poor source of reliable information. How could Guy B be certain that there was ever a Guy A -- much less that Guy A impregnated her? He can't. The best option is to do one of those mail-in DNA tests on the child and Guy B without the mother's knowledge. If it's positive, get lost.
 
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