Another prom question..(I apologize....)

[Eiljwa]

Hi, I have an interesting situation. This may be long, it requires some background information.

I live in Utah, and there is this strange tradition (especially among the mormons, :yes: I am one if you must know). When asking to a dance, prom in this case, we drop some funny thing off at there house to ask. I would much rather prefer to just ask a girl to her face, but my friends insist I go with them to ask girls. They want me to go with them tomorrow night and keep pressuring me to come up with someone to ask. The problem is that I don't really have any idea who I would like to ask. I haven't been known to talk to a lot of girls, or really any at all. I could use a lot of suggestions on how to talk to some girls tomorrow so I have more options, because the girls my friends suggest don't really interest me. I would like solid things, not an essay about how I need to feel good about myself, shave, and wear nice clothes. I have read all these things and been working on them.
Thanks.

 

[girlsarecrazy]

Some in your face tips from a high schooler:

Don't bring an underclassmen that's desperatly trying to find some Senior to go with. She'll just drop you and make you upset.

Don't bring someone that's really great looking and has a bed rep. She'll just want to look like she's going with someone and not by herself and then drop you.

Suggestion:
Go out on a date with a girl before the Prom to make sure you two have chemistry. At the end of the date ask her to go to Prom with you

 

[dannowillbookem]

it would take a massive amount of conversation skill to pull off meeting a chick and getting her to go to prom that day.

but you can do it, because you have to.

first, relax. you like yourself? you better, you'll need the confidence. alright, now we're gonna need a prime piece of ass, and by that i dont mean sexy, i mean a girl alone who you can talk to. be on alert for this tommorow. everywhere you go, walking class to class, etc. try to get out of class to go piss or whatever so you have a shot at getting a girl alone in the hall or sitting on a bench studying. this is important. library would be good too.

alright, we're going with a library example. walk up, place your shiit down on the table. when she looks up, smile and say mind if i sit here? when she says yes, sit down and open your book to do homework. 'so whats your name?'...'christi'...'pretty. too bad your wasting time studying instead of getting your priorities straight'...'studyings a good priority!'...'not with prom right around the corner. you should be out carousing boys, instead of sitting here doing math!'...'nah i have a big test next period. gotta study'...'too bad. you seemed so nice, but you're so confused'...'whats that supposed to mean?'...'your priorities! are you gonna remember this math test in ten years? i doubt it. will you remember anything on that test? i doubt it. will you remember sitting at home prom night? i doubt that, too'...'what makes you think i dont have a date?'...'im opptimistic.'...'whats that mean?'...'listen christi. btw you can call me danno. neither of us have dates for tommorow, and both of us are pretty down about it. am i right?'...(hopefully, she nods her head yes)...'well then its settled. give me your adress and i'll drop off my funny little mormon thing tonight. btw i have about seven other girls that are coming, but i'm mormon and my favorite number is eight so you're the lucky girl!'

alright, entirely too long, but it was hard to sum up the amazing amount of charisma you'll have to put into this. you can do it, you seem like a good well rounded guy who knows what his shiit is about. and that last part about eight dates was just a mormon joke i threw in there, i wouldnt use it heh heh.

anyways, you might have to throw some small talk in the begginning there to build attraction/trust, and this is just an example (you'll kill yourself trying to memorize it, and end up looking foolish), but other than that i think you have a good shot. just remember. your a sexy charismatic beast, and bonds got nothing on yah.

danno

 

[Eiljwa]

Hey, thanks for the suggestions. I never thought of trying the library. I will definately try that tomorrow, unless of course I can some better suggestions (not saying it isn't good, just saying I need all the help I can get.) I might need to clear some things up. I really wouldn't mind going with a Sophomore, (I am a Junior), because there are many good looking Sophomores, (and I am rather short so I have been looking for a girl shorter than me, not necessarily needed but it would be more comfortable for me that way).
Oh and by the way the the polygamy reference was hillarious....

Again any other suggestions are welcome.

 

[Obsidian]

lol for my senior prom I had to ask 9 different girls before I got one to go with

but then I was an AFC back then

 

[dannowillbookem]

lets hear how it went?