Another of my approaches

[Pdizzzzzzle]

This one's kinda weird, but whatever...

So its lunch and I'm just walking around at school. All of a sudden my friend nails me in the face with a snowball from like a good 25 yards away. I picked up a snowball to throw at him, and chucked it. He ducked and it nailed a hb7 in the back of the neck. I ran up to her and

Me:My bad, I meant to hit Ted there ( I motion over to Ted, who's blowing in his hands, getting ready to get back to hitting kids with snowballs.) You k?
Her: Yea I'm fine.
Me: Well, I've been told I can send shivers down a girl's spine. I guess this is what that means...
Her: haha, yea I'm freezing, especially my hands
Me: Really? ( I grabbed her hand and kinda rub it it mine)
Me: So what'd you do yesterday? (We had a snow day)
Her: Nothing much, did some homework; talked with girls x, y and z (I don't remember their names)
Me: Were you doing the English essays? they took forever...
Her: Haha yea, I put them off till the last minute
Me: Which one's did you do ?
Her: I did the one on symbolism in Ethan Frome
Me:O yeah, the pickle jar and all (the pickle jar represented s3x. The pickles represented males, the jar females.)
Her: Yea and the shriveled cucumber vines (a symbol for how one marriage had no s3x in it)
Me: You didn't write your whole essay on just s3x, did you?
Her: Most of it. That's all I could think of.
me: There were plenty of other symbols you could have used...
Her: Really like what?
Me: (pause) I can't really think of any while talking to you (Just kinda went out on a limb and said it )
Her: Haha
Me: Maybe I could help you out on the essay sometime, give me your number and we'll hang out.
Her: Sounds, good its.....
Me: Allright I'll see you later.

I turned around and started to walk away. Ted hit me in the face with another snowball.

 

[Brighty]

I like Ted.

 

[Pdizzzzzzle]

I like Ted.

haha, who doesn't

 

[eaglez1177]

Haha nice job pdizzle! Lol I would be thanking Ted in my head if I was you .

And we read Ethan Frome in our school too it fuking blowsssss

 

[Pdizzzzzzle]

Haha nice job pdizzle! Lol I would be thanking Ted in my head if I was you .

And we read Ethan Frome in our school too it fuking blowsssss

Yea it sucks. But its kinda weirdthat English has helped me pick up a couple girls. I used the Ethan Frome for this one and in one of my other approaches the girl was studying the Odyssey and I made fun of her for the whole Circe/ Odysseus thing. English FTW!!! (rarely)