"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Annoying Girl!

Precursor

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Man in the morning i was talking to an hb7 and this annoying girl comes in. Dialogue is spoken by me, hb7, and AG (annoying girl)

Hb7: Hahahhaha
Me: Yeah
AG: *enters the scene* Hey precursor, can i copy your homework for today?
Me: I don't have it
AG: Why not
Me: I just turned it in
AG: *starts hitting me* What?
hb7: He said he just turned it in
Ag: *keeps hitting me* Go back and get it back for me
Me: *i ignore her and resume to talk to hb7*
Ag: *continues*
Me: *im very irritated so i say outloud* STOP BOTHERING ME!

I then walk away. She turns cold to me the rest of the day. Whatever.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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The Shocker

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You should have said "Stop hitting me or I'll stick my foot so far up your vagina you'll scream."

I said that today. To a guy. Who told me he didn't have balls.

Yeah I know, WTF indeed...
 

Brian McGee

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Reminds me of my best friend's girlfriend... she constantly messages me, complimenting me, talking about me because I ignore her completely. She's one of those little tantrum throwing beetches who tries to make every conversation about herself.

It's pissing me off because my friend probably thinks I'm being a bit flirtatious with her the way she talks about me when I barely ever talk to her, but it's too late to try the whole nice routine, because I've ignored her for so long it could have repercussions for a short period which I'm not going to risk.
 

Plec07

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I reckon you should have told her to go make you some pancakes, then you'd consider talking to her. That would have prolly gotten a laugh from the HB7 and who knows, you could have gotten lucky. Nothin better than a belly full of pancakes to help you sleep at night :rolleyes:
 
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