"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Anger Management Classes

Desdinova

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I'd like some opinions on this one. I've heard of quite a few guys who are in Anger Management Classes, but I've never heard of any woman being in them. Were these classes created by women who point their fingers at men for their "emotional instability"?

I also can't help but wonder how many guys are in these classes, not because they need it, but because their wives / girlfriends told them they have anger management problems.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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diablo

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I wouldn't go to one of those unless it was the court telling me I had anger issues. Would your wife/girlfriend go to a sexual techniques class if you told her she sucked in bed?
 

earthshyne

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Anger management classes are for WEENIES.
They're USELESS.
*yelling* COMPLETELY F**KING USELESS!!
*louder* ALL THEY WANT TO TALK ABOUT IS WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WAS 3 YEARS OLD!!
*throws chair*USELESS, I TELL YOU
*breaks window*RUN BY FEMINAZIS WHO WANT TO CASTRATE MEN!

*stops ranting, looks around*
...what?
 
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they are for anyone, both male and female. They are not a product of the feminazi movement.
 
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