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Ok, so for those of you who happen to be entertained by my "adventures", the latest one is pretty interesting so I decided to share. "Hor populous" comments and such will be ignored....

So, last night I went to a b-day party for an employee of mine. I wasn't having a good time at first, my biz partner was there with a date and they were pretty much occupied, and about 75% of the rest of the crowd was homosexual, so I was just biding my time to get the hell outa there. Eventually one of the models that has done some work for me shows up with her brother and a couple of guy friends, so I had some people to hang with.

The model chick is cool, I've partied with her before, and have always gotten the feeling that she is attracted to me.

Why didn't you do something about it, you ask? Well, the problem is that my employee who had the birthday party REALLY likes her. So in the past, I hadn't bothered to make a move just because I didn't want to rock the boat.

But last night, it was getting late and I told everyone I was leaving, and model chick asks me what I'm doing, and asked if I was going to sleep and talked about coming over to my place to party. I was planning on having another drink at home and had kind of figured that there would be some kind of after party at my place anyway, so I invited them over.

We get to my place and this was the first time they had been to my new crib. Model chick was checking the place out and made a comment about how awesome my bed is (it is TOTALLY pimp, hehe). She climbs on the bed and I follow, and we roll around for a minute or so then we head out to the living room and have a couple of drinks.

Model chick then starts to tell me about her recent trip to Vegas and starts showing me pics and stuff on her cell phone. I was messing around on my laptop so she starts emailing me from her phone about "joining me" in my bed and sending me half naked pics of herself. So I was like "fukk it". I played along, I was rubbing her leg, and she leaned over and kissed me a couple of times.

Eventually she got up to use the restroom and was gone for quite a awhile. We started to get worried when she didn't answer the door, so we broke in and she was passed out on the floor.

She was fine, but we were all pretty lit so they threw her in my bed, and next thing you know I wake up in the morning and realized that we were both fully clothed. She still had her high heels on when she woke up, lol

I was the last one to wake up, and when I got into the living room she made a comment about having had a dream that I was fukking her last night, talking about how comfy my bed was again and saying she wants to come back ALONE and spend the night, so at least I know it wasn't just the alcohol making her horny, hehe.

Goddammit....if I don't always find myself in these "forbidden fruit" kind of situations. I talked to my business partner about it and he was like "go ahead, hit it" and he knows that there is a slight chance that there could be negative ramifications that could effect our business, so I'm gonna shoot her a message sometime this week and see if she wants to stop by. If I don't hit it I will kick myself in the ass for the rest of my life. A gorgeous 23 yr old latina model? I don't know many men who COULD resist a woman like that.

Turns out that this chick just got casted for a reality show that will be airing nationwide in a couple of months. Crazy stuff. They start filming in a couple of weeks. Then she is moving to NYC to pursue her modeling career. This is one of those "window of opportunity" things, and it's gonna close fast, so I better make it happen.....
 
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When you "hit" IT - wear a full body NASA condom!!
 

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:yawn: Another story of how STR8UP could have fvcked a braud but he chose not too.

He is rubbing on a girl. He kissed her a few times, she slept on his bed and he did not FUK HER.

STR8UP your 36 fukking years old for crying out loud. Next time you have a girl in your bed fuk her brains out. You sound like you may be gay, are in highschool, or are impotent.



FUK HER BRAINS OUT NEXT TIME INSTEAD OF POSTING HOW YOU COULD HAVE
 
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lookyoung said:
:yawn: Another story of how STR8UP could have fvcked a braud but he chose not too.

He is rubbing on a girl. He kissed her a few times, she slept on his bed and he did not FUK HER.

STR8UP your 36 fukking years old for crying out loud. Next time you have a girl in your bed fuk her brains out. You sound like you may be gay, are in highschool, or are impotent.



FUK HER BRAINS OUT NEXT TIME INSTEAD OF POSTING HOW YOU COULD HAVE
Hahaha, I knew this was coming!
 

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We exchanged new numbers so I'm gonna shoot her a text in a couple of days saying "Mmmmm....nothing like nice clean sheets" or something like that.

Unless I turn into the next Hef, being able to pull early 20's model ass is gonna get a little more difficult in a few years, so I'm not about to let something like this get away if I can help it. This chick was just in Vegas working a booth at the adult video convention for crissakes....if that gives you an idea how good looking she is.

And no, she doesn't do porn, she was advertising a product.

And I'll look for those "full body NASA condoms" next time I'm at Walgreens, LMS
 

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lookyoung said:
:yawn: Another story of how STR8UP could have fvcked a braud but he chose not too.

He is rubbing on a girl. He kissed her a few times, she slept on his bed and he did not FUK HER.

STR8UP your 36 fukking years old for crying out loud. Next time you have a girl in your bed fuk her brains out. You sound like you may be gay, are in highschool, or are impotent.



FUK HER BRAINS OUT NEXT TIME INSTEAD OF POSTING HOW YOU COULD HAVE
Well, unfortunately for all parties involved I live in LOFT condo, which means that there was no wall separating us from her male friend and her BROTHER.

And FYI......I don't screw chicks who are passed out on my bathroom floor. I'm just weird like that.
 

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I don't screw chicks who are passed out on my bathroom floor.


Hell, no! Carry them to the bed first. That floor is not comfortable at all.
 

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Haha. This thread is funny.

STR8UP gets the benefit of the doubt here, and even a half kudo for not hitting it for a good reason, (however he should have hit it or at least gotten a blow job out of the rolling around in the bed situation).

The benefit of the doubt expires in one week, if he has not gotten the booty, however. IF you have not hit it by February 17th, you are back to being the lamest dude here. STRAIGHT UP.
 

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Bible_Belt said:
I don't screw chicks who are passed out on my bathroom floor.


Hell, no! Carry them to the bed first. That floor is not comfortable at all.
Haha....even with a clear "invite" I'm still not gonna fukk a woman who is only semi conscious. I draw the line at passing out. Semi coherent is ok...semi conscious scares me.

You never know when some crazy b!tch is gonna start pointing fingers and get your ass locked up.
 

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iqqi said:
STR8UP gets the benefit of the doubt here, and even a half kudo for not hitting it for a good reason, (however he should have hit it or at least gotten a blow job out of the rolling around in the bed situation).
Hello.....LOFT condo....TWIN BROTHER and male friend 15 feet away.....

IF you have not hit it by February 17th, you are back to being the lamest dude here. STRAIGHT UP.
It's an honor to receive a flattering title from a distinguished poster such as yourself.
 

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iqqi said:
The benefit of the doubt expires in one week, if he has not gotten the booty, however. IF you have not hit it by February 17th, you are back to being the lamest dude here. STRAIGHT UP.
Chop. Chop. Chop.

Iqqi, god bless you..you truly are the lumberjack of the sosuave forum.

Maybe if you keep chopping away at str8up, he will fall.

I don't think so though..str8up is an oak. He will pull through..
 

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Mr.Positive said:
Chop. Chop. Chop.

Iqqi, god bless you..you truly are the lumberjack of the sosuave forum.

Maybe if you keep chopping away at str8up, he will fall.

I don't think so though..str8up is an oak. He will pull through..
I've cut back on posting lately for numerous reasons, but if I give it up 100% it isn't gonna be because of an ambiguous gendered quasi-troll, that's for sure.
 

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STR8UP said:
I've cut back on posting lately for numerous reasons, but if I give it up 100% it isn't gonna be because of an ambiguous gendered quasi-troll, that's for sure.
:up: :up: There's a lot of us here that appreciate your posts str8up!! Keep 'em coming!
 

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Mr.Positive said:
Chop. Chop. Chop.

Iqqi, god bless you..you truly are the lumberjack of the sosuave forum.

Maybe if you keep chopping away at str8up, he will fall.

I don't think so though..str8up is an oak. He will pull through..

Lol, some of you are so sensitive! It is hard to understand at times. I was giving him a little credit here. :rolleyes:

Anyways, though, the question is NOT will he "pull through" (of what, btw)....

It is will he finally get laid by one of these amazingly gorgeous creatures that he can supposedly get laid by?! The suspense is killing me! (Ok... not really. I am just trying to encourage.)
 

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It is will he finally get laid by one of these amazingly gorgeous creatures that he can supposedly get laid by?! The suspense is killing me! (Ok... not really. I am just trying to encourage.)
See, this is exactly what I was getting at. You aren't trying to encourage str8up, you are taking cheap shots. A little nip here, a henpeck there, it all adds up.

This is a man's forum, we discuss men's issues here...get out of our sandbox! :p
 

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STR8UP said:
Haha....even with a clear "invite" I'm still not gonna fukk a woman who is only semi conscious. I draw the line at passing out. Semi coherent is ok...semi conscious scares me.

I had a semi-coherent one tonight. (Thank you Xanax!) Afterwards, she cried and said she felt like a dirty slvt and that I should take her home:rolleyes:
Now I don't have to buy her breakfast.

But seriously, carpe diem with women, that is the only way to go. Good salesmen know that promises for tomorrow mean nothing. What matters is what she will do for you right now.
 

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See, this is exactly what I was getting at. You aren't trying to encourage str8up, you are taking cheap shots. A little nip here, a henpeck there, it all adds up.

This is a man's forum, we discuss men's issues here...get out of our sandbox! :p
Well, the truth is, I can't help it. I have so much doubt! I call it how I see it!

I am half impressed, half yeahrightheardTHISbefore.
 

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The thing that actually caught my eye was:
and asked if I was going to sleep and talked about coming over to my place to party. I was planning on having another drink at home and had kind of figured that there would be some kind of after party at my place anyway, so I invited them over.
Dude...I have reached the conclusion that people are USING YOU. They are using YOU to crash your place, get drunk with your alcohol, and else. They are pimping you.

I also noticed this part:

We started to get worried when she didn't answer the door, so we broke in and she was passed out on the floor.

A clear indication of a VERY low quality woman. One of many that have slept in your bed...and no sex (although, you did the right thing not phucking a DRUNK as it could have had legal issues, but when she was sober...).
 

Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.

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