Alpha responses to women

[Roober]

I am not sure if there is a DJ bible article on this already, but for some of the newbies (like myself), I would like to chronicle responses that have worked well to women tests or questions...

"Are you mad at me?"
-Sarcastic response such as "yes, roaaarrrrrr" or something that fits your personality...

Saying "no" to a date invite with no offer to reschedule
-Next!
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When she wants to go out and have a good time with her friends
-"Have fun" or similar - no passive aggressiveness

When she breaks up with you...
-Laugh, "Okay, good luck"
-"Ah, you beat me to it"

Feel free to add more questions and answers. If responses above are crap, feel free to say so and I will remove. I will update as the thread grows!