"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Alle_Gory

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You want to know the first thing that came to mind?

MONEY.

You have a potential lawsuit if you manage this correctly.

Get the cops badges.
Get into contact with the supposed 'victims'.
Get in touch with a lawyer and see if you've got a case.

Don't get mad. Get even.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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My favorite part of this story was the female police officer giving you advice on how to pick up chicks.
 

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San Jose California said:
Holy sh!t I love this post. Over time I've thought that lawsuits and lawyers are really bad, that even going to court would suck, but I've slowly been changing my mind. The fact is, women do b!tchy stuff like this all the time; except the way it works for them is they do the same thing for reporting rape (I read a stat that said 40% of rape charges may have been caused by the girl lying about it), and we should do the same thing back to them before it happens to us.
Same here. But in reality Lawyers are neutral agents. They do whatever work for a fee.

The system/society has been b!tched and molded into shape by millions of people using these agents.

So would anyone suggest a lawsuit so that I could to try and get money from this girl, and because she deserves it because of her personality? Just a bit of advice I'm seeking that I might as well post in this thread instead of creating one, thanks.
Find a witness. File a restraining order. This should should prove more than reasonable doubt against any claim made by her against you. Its not funny when you report someone for sexual harassment.
 

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I agree get a lawyer and ask him if you have a case, it should be easy for HIM to get the videotape since you WERE on a campus and most campuses have thousands of cameras.

Luke what is up with the whole "Law," Recital?

I thought you were out thinking about getting a hooker to have sex with you or you were trying to have sex before christmas or whatever....
 
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j0n024 said:
Luke what is up with the whole "Law," Recital?

I thought you were out thinking about getting a hooker to have sex with you or you were trying to have sex before christmas or whatever....
I'm not interesting in getting a hooker. I'd rather just practise on a UG that's into me rather than pay money for a hot chick and that's my philosophy for now and has always been. If I'm not hungry enough to go after a 'piece on the side/UG' then I shouldn't be even thinking of spending money on someone who is just higher on the looks-or-assets scale that's all used up.

I mentioned "hooker" because, they can not charge you for sexual harassment or sexual assault, so they are a safe-bet if you want to play around with someone without worrying about baggage. If you look at all the potential legal risks involved, pregancy risks, etc...and wanted to quantify it with dollars and cents in terms of insurance premiums, what hooker's charge probably isn't that far off. Again, just my twisted economic views.

Hey, now there's a business idea, I'm going to make an insurance company, where guys pay like $ 500 / month, so if a lady makes a false charge, you end up having to pay child-support, or some other crap that you get stuck with after having a good-time, then this insurance will pay for everything and you don't have to worry. Now there's an idea - but I think the insurance will go bankrupt with that premium, it would probably have to be like $ 10 000 /mo for it to be viable. That's how much crap is out there in the world.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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