"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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All pussies are different.

Poonani Maker

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How can we as guys just settle upon one in a lifetime? How could we EVER test all of them to find out which one's the best?? Your thoughts? The ***** is our life-source. If we don't get THIS one right, we'll just lead lives of quiet desperation. Think about it.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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nvm
 

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Well pussies are definitely different. But there's good pvssy and there bad pvssy-the bad pvssy is smelly and loose and not good looking and good pvssy is sweet and tight. Good enough is good enough although it's males nature to want variety. This variety ties into what I was getting at with my thread in MM about what AFCism is. There I was saying giving up your natural male desire for variety for one girl too easily and casually makes women respect and value you less.
 

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Variety makes us stronger. I don't think I'll Ever settle on just one ***** Or body Or face Or hair Or eyes Or nose. I want to test them all, and there's so little time.
 

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Good luck pulling when you get into your 50's. Unless you own Playboy, probably going to be a bit tricky.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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SmoothTalker said:
Good luck pulling when you get into your 50's. Unless you own Playboy, probably going to be a bit tricky.
Oh noes, the scarcity mentality of old age awaits us! Better make sure i get a wife fast!

On a more serious note to the experienced f*ckers, do races have noticeable differences too in ***** specifications?
 

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I'm not saying quick run get a wife.

I am just saying that you guys are clearly very concerned with continuing to get *****. And I do think you're lying to yourselves if you think a 50-60 year old man can go to a bar and pull, at least with any reasonable rate of success, unless he is very rich maybe.

It use to be a non-issue anyway because he'd probably be unable to do anything by that point. But nowadays there's 5 different options to get you back into action.

So you might have to consider settling down at some point if you want to keep getting what you like so much.
 
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