"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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nikko49

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has it ever happened to you where after you take a piss and zip up your pants and leave the restroom and a little later a little more piss comes out involuntarily...this is a very serious problem for me as sometimes even I can smell it lowers my confidence and it sucks to have a soggy crotch does anyone know how to stop it?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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After the last drop of piss come out, shake your wang a couple times(not violently of course) over the toilet or urinal so the remaining piss comes out.
 

Teflon_Mcgee

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To add to Speakeasy, also milk it (grab from the base and slide your fingers up with a tight grip) to squeeze all the urine from your urethra. Since I don't wear underwear this is what I have to do.

And always remember: it's your penis and you can shake it however,whenever, and for as long as you want.
 

speed dawg

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I've done it before, when I was in a hurry.

This doesn't require a medical degree to tell what the solution is here. Relax and completely drain your lizard and you won't have this problem.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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TheBucketOfTruth

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Call me a homo or whatever, but sometimes I'll stick a square of toilet paper on the tip to make sure everything is gone before zipping up. If your issue is actually more urine coming from your bladder after you are done, then you could have something else going on. If it gets any worse, I'd say see a urologist, but I don't really know the extent of your issue. Are you just not shaking it out enough? How much water do you drink per day?
 

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TheBucketOfTruth said:
Call me a homo or whatever, but sometimes I'll stick a square of toilet paper on the tip to make sure everything is gone before zipping up. If your issue is actually more urine coming from your bladder after you are done, then you could have something else going on. If it gets any worse, I'd say see a urologist, but I don't really know the extent of your issue. Are you just not shaking it out enough? How much water do you drink per day?
homo!

Jk. I'd say just milk it like you would do with a tube of gogurt to get the last drops out.
 

Five To One

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is this something kegal exersises could fix?
maybe that muscle is weak
 

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nikko49 said:
has it ever happened to you where after you take a piss and zip up your pants and leave the restroom and a little later a little more piss comes out involuntarily...this is a very serious problem for me as sometimes even I can smell it lowers my confidence and it sucks to have a soggy crotch does anyone know how to stop it?
LOL I know what you mean. You should drink more water, that way your piss won't stink
 
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