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dutchmaster

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So I go on this morning to find one of my friend's put this up as his status, damn I'm ashamed to call him my friend right now lol. Just a funny read

We guys don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls or texts you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/beautiful/ gorgeous/cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take advantage of the mood im in. Let us pay for you! dont 'feel bad' We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and say 'thank you.' Kiss us when no one's watching. If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed. You don't have to get dressed up for us. If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own. We like you for who you are and not what you are. Honestly, i think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's. or my tshirt and boxers, not all dolled up. Don't take everything we say seriously. Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it. Don't get angry easily. Stop using magazines/media as your bible. Don't talk about how hot Chris Brown, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us. It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that. Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful' i'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with 'Hey handsome!' instead of 'Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy' or whatever else you can think of. On the other hand im not sayin i wouldn't like it ether ;) Girls, I cannot stress this enough: if you aren't being treated right by a guy, dont wait for him to change!!!!! Ditch his sorry butt, disgrace to the male population and find someone who will treat you with utter respect. Someone who will honor your morals. Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest. Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes. Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel. Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes and say 'i love you' and actually mean it. Give the nice guys a chance. Guys repost this if you agree. Girls repost this if you think it's cute.. Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this, so we hope that all the girls that read this will repost this. Life is too short to complain about everything that comes your way so stop and smell the roses in life because you might never have another time to take it, so take your time because they are all different in every way, so take chances in life, if it doesn't work out then fine, there are always more roses to smell
 

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God I hate when people vent or try to be "profound" on Facebook.

And yeah, I'm sure your friend is a nice guy, but in regards to male/female relationships, he sounds like a b*tch.
 

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Iceberg said:
God I hate when people vent or try to be "profound" on Facebook.

And yeah, I'm sure your friend is a nice guy, but in regards to male/female relationships, he sounds like a b*tch.
Yup, also putting something like up as a status looks like desperation to me, or a cry for attention from the girls on his friends list.
 

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If one of my bros ever wrote this, I'll kick his crotch so hard. Just to make sure he still does have a sack.
 

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Konada said:
If one of my bros ever wrote this, I'll kick his crotch so hard. Just to make sure he still does have a sack.
:crackup:

Seriously man! The facebook status to begin with seems to be a bit AFC. It's a call out for attention, unless you're advertising something like "Party at my place, hit me up!" or "Anyone else coming to this local rock gig tonight?" or the rare occurrence of something super exciting in your life.

I hate when I see people post on there "Going to the kitchen to cook something" 5 minutes later.. "Just cooked some awesome food LOL!".. Makes me think these people have no life or are incredibly narcissistic.
 

What happens, IN HER MIND, is that she comes to see you as WORTHLESS simply because she hasn't had to INVEST anything in you in order to get you or to keep you.

You were an interesting diversion while she had nothing else to do. But now that someone a little more valuable has come along, someone who expects her to treat him very well, she'll have no problem at all dropping you or demoting you to lowly "friendship" status.

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You need to throw this guy a life preserver. Send him to this site immediately.
 

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I don't think he actually wrote it out, it's one of those chain things as you see at the end so he just put it up.. Kinda funny too cuz I know him very well and he could give 2 ****s about a girls feelings he just wants to fukk lol. desperation :\

@Konada, that's probably the first thing I'm gona do when I see him
 

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I am sure he intended for certain hot women on his friendlist to view it and be impressed by it.

I am sure that these same hot women thought it was "cute" when they read it the following morning after a night of fvcking with a guy that couldn't give a crap about them and they know it but still go back to him.
 

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I believe in treating people decently, but even I cringed and shuddered at this.

This man with his current mindset will get taken to the cleaners by women because he has "pushover" written on his forehead.
 

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DJDamage said:
I am sure he intended for certain hot women on his friendlist to view it and be impressed by it.

I am sure that these same hot women thought it was "cute" when they read it the following morning after a night of fvcking with a guy that couldn't give a crap about them and they know it but still go back to him.
Pretty much what I thought.

The part that got me the most was that men enjoy paying for women... I don't even do that and if I did I can't imagine enjoying it lol.

Spending my hard earned $$ on some bich whos gonna think you're a pushover as soon as you do
 
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