JohnnyLegard
Don Juan
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I live in a house with four other women, and let me tell you, I have gotten many new perspectives and realizations on women... the vast majority are a little scary.
(1) When a woman says that she's a lesbian and ONLY likes women, that's not always true.
(2) Compliments get you very far in all aspects in women, especially when they're mad or irritated at you.
(3) If a woman sleeps with you on the first date, don't expect a relationship out of it, because if that's what you were looking for, you failed. That means she thought you were cute, but a horrible person, and that she was horny that one night and just wanted some ass.
(4) If you hook girls up with dates, they hook you up even fatter.
(5) Most don't mind if you bring someone back to your room and have loud sex, you can be as loud as you want, it's actually an "Aww" moment for them, it's hilarious.
(6) This is by far the most important one. After every date, or any circumstance in which a woman is with a potential significant other, THEY ALL GET TOGETHER AND ANALYZE IT IN EXTREME DETAIL! You were too late to make a move? Yeah, they talk about how much of a loser you are. You got any weird quirks? Yeah, they analyze that. You scratched any itches? Yeah, they joke about that... I think you get the idea.
Moral of the story... women are really cool to live with, but be very careful about how you act... things aren't as forgiving in the realm of romance within the community of women.
Then again, I am in college in a liberal city... so maybe it's just my age range and area, I don't know.
Thought you guys might want to know the dirty truths that women hide from us.
(1) When a woman says that she's a lesbian and ONLY likes women, that's not always true.
(2) Compliments get you very far in all aspects in women, especially when they're mad or irritated at you.
(3) If a woman sleeps with you on the first date, don't expect a relationship out of it, because if that's what you were looking for, you failed. That means she thought you were cute, but a horrible person, and that she was horny that one night and just wanted some ass.
(4) If you hook girls up with dates, they hook you up even fatter.
(5) Most don't mind if you bring someone back to your room and have loud sex, you can be as loud as you want, it's actually an "Aww" moment for them, it's hilarious.
(6) This is by far the most important one. After every date, or any circumstance in which a woman is with a potential significant other, THEY ALL GET TOGETHER AND ANALYZE IT IN EXTREME DETAIL! You were too late to make a move? Yeah, they talk about how much of a loser you are. You got any weird quirks? Yeah, they analyze that. You scratched any itches? Yeah, they joke about that... I think you get the idea.
Moral of the story... women are really cool to live with, but be very careful about how you act... things aren't as forgiving in the realm of romance within the community of women.
Then again, I am in college in a liberal city... so maybe it's just my age range and area, I don't know.
Thought you guys might want to know the dirty truths that women hide from us.