"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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A Sense of Humour

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G'day

Reading through many of the threads on this forum, I've noticed there are alot of advantages to being 'funny'. No, not wierd or strange, but having a good sense of humour and being fun to be around.

I'm a reasonably funny guy, I have my moments, but I'd like to really improve my sense of humour in general as a next step along the road of social success and ultimately self acceptance and confidence.

So, I ask you all this; what would you reccomend me doing to broaden my comical horizons. I'm thinking maybe watching some stuff from the comic legends on youtube or whatever, although the problem with that master plan is that I don't really know many :p Which comedians really get you going?

What other advice would you give to a guy in my position? Any and all advice is highly appreciated:D

Cheers

Adam
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I would recommend Steven Colbert or the Daily Show. Also reruns of Chappelles show. Martin Short is funny, as is Will Farrel. Can't go wrong with Leslie Nielson. Bill Murray, Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock, Chris Farley.

Do not listen to anyone that thinks Zoolander is funny.
 
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I think socially, wit is more important than just being funny. Being funny does help of course I'm not trying to bring that aspect down. But when you are witty you can QUICKLY build social proof, you can neg hit girls and not fear actually insulting them, and it shows the type of "intelligence" that girls want in a guy. (You know how girls always say they want an "intelligent" guy? Well, they aren't talking about a biomechanical physicist here)

With that being said I think Bob Saget is funny in standup and Dave Chappelle.

Tried not to mentioned the comedians SharinganUser said, all of his are hilarious.
 
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watch the greats like martin lawerence, dave chappelle, chris tucker(early), russell peters,and others.

thats all the good but lets have your brain internalize humor.
read comedy writing secrets vol1 and 2. This will do wonders for your humor as you watch the greats and study humor in the books.

trust me
 
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