"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

a girl wants to go to prom with me

N

Noeltech8907

Don Juan
Joined
Nov 26, 2005
Messages
24
Reaction score
0
hey guys, I just found out that this fine HB9 wants to go to prom with me. The thing is I have only really talked to her once and im trying to think of a good way to ask....well accually offer her to go with me. Ive got sortof a writers block right now, any suggestions?
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

Read more...

W

wheelin&dealin

Master Don Juan
Joined
Mar 10, 2002
Messages
1,924
Reaction score
6
Location
Vancouver, BC
Noeltech8907 said:
hey guys, I just found out that this fine HB9 wants to go to prom with me. The thing is I have only really talked to her once and im trying to think of a good way to ask....well accually offer her to go with me. Ive got sortof a writers block right now, any suggestions?
Click to expand...
Say yo whut up hun.. how ya doin.., ya'll wake up in the late afternoon. Call Parnell just to see how he doin... Yo whut up Parns, yo sanberg what's cracking? I see a fly broad and turn on my mackin.

Then continue to freestyle rap until she's feelin you. ...Then tell her you're too good for her or you love her.
 
N

Noeltech8907

Don Juan
Joined
Nov 26, 2005
Messages
24
Reaction score
0
lol forget it guys i just called her and offered it up I guess i just wanted to see what you guys had to say about it.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

Read more...

You must log in or register to reply here.
22 Rules for Massive Success With Women
Top