"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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6% or 15% tax scheme?

15% or 6%

  • 6% from profit + expenses

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  • 15% from profit - expenses

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backseatjuan

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Which tax scheme would you choose?

6% overall or 15% from profit only?


Let's say you buy a keyboard for $100, and you install it for $20. $100 + $20 = $120. So on 6% you pay 6% from $120, and on 15% you pay %15 from $20.

There is more, for 15% you can write off your expenses, such as office rent, fire, garbage, etc.


Initially I intended to pay 6%, but some mother f'rs in our IRS changed it to 15%, so I'm stuck with 15% for the end of the year.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Bible_Belt

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for 15% you can write off your expenses, such as office rent, fire, garbage, etc.

But the keyboard is not an expense?

The easy way to cheat would be to manipulate the price of the keyboard on the receipt. Sellers of anything are often happy to write you whatever you want for a receipt in order to get your money.
 

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Just hire a CPA, don't go by anything anyone might say here. I work with the IRC regularly and can't figure out what you are talking about.
 
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