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handwhittle
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Hi fellas. I've been lurking for awhile and have really enjoyed listening to all the tips, etc. I am recently divorced after a 6 year marriage.
I may post another time about infidelity and what it's like to date/marry a woman with kids. Bottom line: If they cheated in the past there is a VERY good chance they will cheat again. But now after 6 months I feel like my nads are starting to grow back.
Last night I went out after golf league. I looked respectable but nothing great. I walked into the half full bar, grabbed a beer and spotted the best looking woman/girl in the bar. After introducing myself to her and her friend my story went kind of like this:
Something funny happened to me this morning. I went outside to catch some fresh air. There was a robin under the eaves of my covered patio trying to build a nest. His mate was sitting on the fence chirping away like "hurry up or you are doing it all wrong". Well, where he was building it was right over a table and my grill so I grabbed a broom and knocked it down. The same thing happened when I came home for lunch. When I came home after work I noticed the poor little guy was almost done building a 3rd nest in the same spot. When I walked out onto the patio both of the robins flew over and sat on the fence and started chirping like mad at me. I can only imagine what they were saying. Well, the little guy was so persistant and I'm sure his mate is almost due I had to let them stay. In fact, I can't wait to see their little babies now.
Be a storyteller! Talk about interesting things that bring out emotions and feelings. I kind of felt sorry for her. After 30 min of talking and touching she was putty. But it was wonderful to wake up this morning and look at that.
Thanks for letting me share. Keep the faith brothers! Remember never to appologize for WANTING a woman and remember you don't NEED them. Handwhittle
I may post another time about infidelity and what it's like to date/marry a woman with kids. Bottom line: If they cheated in the past there is a VERY good chance they will cheat again. But now after 6 months I feel like my nads are starting to grow back.
Last night I went out after golf league. I looked respectable but nothing great. I walked into the half full bar, grabbed a beer and spotted the best looking woman/girl in the bar. After introducing myself to her and her friend my story went kind of like this:
Something funny happened to me this morning. I went outside to catch some fresh air. There was a robin under the eaves of my covered patio trying to build a nest. His mate was sitting on the fence chirping away like "hurry up or you are doing it all wrong". Well, where he was building it was right over a table and my grill so I grabbed a broom and knocked it down. The same thing happened when I came home for lunch. When I came home after work I noticed the poor little guy was almost done building a 3rd nest in the same spot. When I walked out onto the patio both of the robins flew over and sat on the fence and started chirping like mad at me. I can only imagine what they were saying. Well, the little guy was so persistant and I'm sure his mate is almost due I had to let them stay. In fact, I can't wait to see their little babies now.
Be a storyteller! Talk about interesting things that bring out emotions and feelings. I kind of felt sorry for her. After 30 min of talking and touching she was putty. But it was wonderful to wake up this morning and look at that.
Thanks for letting me share. Keep the faith brothers! Remember never to appologize for WANTING a woman and remember you don't NEED them. Handwhittle
