"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Snake-eyes

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I guarantee you she’s not serving the full sentence. The other broad that made her boyfriend kill himself only served 15 months. When in reality she was supposed to be serving 5 years by the law. This why is better to avoid the BPD chicks.

“Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem”

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zekko

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I would say that the guy should have more self respect than to listen to some chick urging him to kill himself. I'm going to guess maybe he had some mental health issues or problems with depression though. In any case, certainly a dirtbag thing for the girl to do.
 

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"Kill the beta before it kills you." -Rollo Tomassi
 
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