2 kick ass magic tricks that ll give you access to her *****!!! guaranted

[boulepiquante]

CUZ YOU ARE REAL DUDES AND YOU MEAN A LOT TO ME AS
MY BROS I LL TEACH you A COUPLE OF MAGIC TRICKS for free
guranteed to give you access to a hottie s heart but more important to her ***** ( i like it hot and juicy but that s just me )
ok on with the magic
1ME " i m gonna put this pen on the floor and i bet you won t be able to jump over it !! AND SHE WON T
HER ( she is dumbfounded at this stage , probably thinking to herself " hell i got this date with MISTER MAGIC , just my luck !! i bet he s gonna try all sorts of things on me like making coins travel from my pocket into his !! ( famous trick around here ) so i must watch my money
( really it s her ***** she should watch !!)


2 put a coin on the table ONE EURO will do !!
then put a plate on the coin !!
and tell her ' i bet you can t remove the coin without touching the plate

i ll tellyou how it works in my email if you re truly into magic !!
naturally it s best to be into the hottie !! but that ll happen by itself after you ve performed the 2 tricks

 

[OfficeSpace]

Well those are pretty lame.. lol.. They're more of jokes and gags rather than magic... If you wanna learn magic go to http://www.penguinmagic.com

I know most of the tricks on there so just IM me on AIM: neonbase

if you wanna know the secrets... I used to do magic tricks for the girls and it did well, but it's kinda fun to show to your guy friends too!

 

[DisobeyThePope]

do we have to perform the tricks again each time we require access to her *****???

 

[boulepiquante]

good question

good question
no you don t have to !!
the following x you can simply **** her from the word go !!!
doctor magix

 

[brucevangeorge]

**** YOU.

 

[reyalp]

are you there to entertain them or to sleep with them?

i mean, really. come on.

now if you could teach me a magic spot i could touch on a woman's hand that would make her have an orgasm, THAT would be handy.

 

[boulepiquante]

magic s magical

IF YOU RE TRULY A GOOD MAGICIAN LIKE I AM ( after years of practice ) you can make her believe you have extraordinary powers very much in the way as DAVID BLAINE
it works !!!
i really got women to believe i had E S P!!!! awsome
those girls were literally UNDER MY SPELL !!
i m not kidding or taking you in and suffering disillusions

 

[boulepiquante]

magic s magical

IF YOU RE TRULY A GOOD MAGICIAN LIKE I AM ( after years of practice ) you can make her believe you have extraordinary powers very much in the way as DAVID BLAINE
it works !!!
i really got women to believe i had E S P!!!! awsome
those girls were literally UNDER MY SPELL !!
i m not kidding or taking you in and suffering disillusions

 

[reyalp]

i'd rather bang her with as little effort as possible.

 

[boulepiquante]

schlong

banging can be tiring if not on form or depressed or under stress of your schlong decides to have a mind of his own !!!

 

[reyalp]

"i've got a magic trick for you, girl. i can make your boobs bigger"

*do some hocus pocus boob squeeze ritual*

"ok, now let me see your boobs. ok, good. now i'll have to see them again tomorrow and i can tell you if the magic worked on you."


now there's a magic trick i'd be impressed if you could pull off.

 

[boulepiquante]

boobs and magic

ryalp
i must admit i haven t tried your brand of magic
might give it a go though:cheer:

 

[everywomanshero]

Magic

Magic tricks worked great until the 40 year old virgin started carrying around a rubber ear in his pocket. Hollywood ruins everything, I've already been mocked once as a result of this, and I've never even seen the movie.

 

[OfficeSpace]

Still.. Magic is a nice way to get attention... I've had girls bug me for a long time on how do I do it..