"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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18th Birthday

johnmich

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My 18th Birthday is coming up. I think it would be a great idea to meet some ladies.

What did you DJs or aspiring DJs do for yours?

I could have a big party but it can be restricting. If your relatives go, then you have to talk to them all and i dont want to get p!ssed outta ma head while they are there.
If on a friday, i will probably be off into town after (hit the clubs).

All suggestions welcome
Inc. any related openers or tricks.
 
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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i'll be 18 all also my man one week from today
 
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