"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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  1. touma.akagi

    Am happy with my life but get no results. A dilemma

    I'm in an awkward position right now. I've been lurking these forums on and off for quite a while, before deciding to sign up, trying to figure out how to get successful with girls and women around me. I started browsing in eighth grade and continued through high school. (There even used to be a...
  2. Maximus Rex

    Damn, Charlie Sheen Ain't Winning Anymore More. Dude Has H.I.V.

    http://www.tmz.com/2015/11/16/charlie-sheen-hiv-matt-lauer-interview/ So much for "tiger blood," and Adonis DNA.
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