"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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  1. Doctor Europeo

    Star Wars Outlaws

    I didnt want to pay $70 to buy this game. Instead I just subscribed one month to Ubisoft+, ignored all the filler side-quests, and cancelled my subscription. I only experienced one bug: There was a cutcene where one of the characters was invisible, you could hear her voice and her gun was...
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